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My scalp is dry, very dry, and not only is snowing in Helsinki but also
my head is snowing.

If you cannot recommend me a good shampoo for the dandruff (sic),
then please advice on how to become fashionable to have snowed shoulders.

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Originally posted by Seitse
My scalp is dry, very dry, and not only is snowing in Helsinki but also
my head is snowing.

If you cannot recommend me a good shampoo for the dandruff (sic),
then please advice on how to become fashionable to have snowed shoulders.
Given your current avatar, mussolini-man, you'd probably really enjoy a spell as a skinhead ๐Ÿ˜› Shave it off and oil your scalp with Vitamin E ๐Ÿ˜ต

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Originally posted by widget
Given your current avatar, mussolini-man, you'd probably really enjoy a spell as a skinhead ๐Ÿ˜› Shave it off and oil your scalp with Vitamin E ๐Ÿ˜ต
Let's say I'm a hairy Duce ๐Ÿ˜ต

Vitamin E, uh? So what do you say about buying those GNC Vitamin E
soft capsules and doing some needle action so I get the oil inside and
massage my scalp with it.

Sounds good or you recommend another method?

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Originally posted by Seitse
My scalp is dry, very dry, and not only is snowing in Helsinki but also
my head is snowing.

If you cannot recommend me a good shampoo for the dandruff (sic),
then please advice on how to become fashionable to have snowed shoulders.
Did you never believe in the Head n Shoulders advert?

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Originally posted by Seitse
My scalp is dry, very dry, and not only is snowing in Helsinki but also
my head is snowing.

If you cannot recommend me a good shampoo for the dandruff (sic),
then please advice on how to become fashionable to have snowed shoulders.
Did you never believe in the Head n Shoulders advert. Snow no more!

Stupid button on Thai pc!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Let's say I'm a hairy Duce ๐Ÿ˜ต

Vitamin E, uh? So what do you say about buying those GNC Vitamin E
soft capsules and doing some needle action so I get the oil inside and
massage my scalp with it.

Sounds good or you recommend another method?
Exactly... no need for a needle, just slice off the tip of a soft cap with a sharp knife and apply to your shaven scalp.

If that doesn't work combine it with yerba mate rinses
๐Ÿ˜‰ Go bald & oiled for at least two weeks! Post photos, too, please...

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Originally posted by widget
Go bald & oiled for at least two weeks! Post photos, too, please...
You mean you're done pleasuring yourself to my profile pic?



I'm a little hurt. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You mean you're done pleasuring yourself to my profile pic?



I'm a little hurt. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Just a little? You're the one who said it isn't self-abuse until it hurts, no? ๐Ÿ™„ Try the spartan approach ~ cross-dressing???

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Don't know... if I shave my head I will look like those stupid skinheads
I despise.

A brunette one, so I'm quite on the safe side, LOL! but then again,
it's not my style. I think one should have a 'nice, harmonious
craneum' in order to shave it all.

Thanks for the info, D.!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Don't know... if I shave my head I will look like those stupid skinheads
I despise.

A brunette one, so I'm quite on the safe side, LOL! but then again,
it's not my style. I think one should have a 'nice, harmonious
craneum' in order to shave it all.

Thanks for the info, D.!
But you'd have a valid excuse to wear a Nazi hemlet in real life, every day! ๐Ÿ˜•b Think of what it could do for your social life ๐Ÿ˜ต

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Originally posted by Seitse
My scalp is dry, very dry, and not only is snowing in Helsinki but also
my head is snowing.

If you cannot recommend me a good shampoo for the dandruff (sic),
then please advice on how to become fashionable to have snowed shoulders.
Did you know that dandruff is contagious? Yes, there's more to having dandruff than just dry scalp. A girlfriend once told me that she could never get rid of her dandruff until she got rid of her husband! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

So if you are sleeping on the same pillows as your wife, and using the same bad shampoo, then you both probably have it. Treat both of yourselves with Head & Shoulders. Buy the brand that has Selenium sulfide 1%.

After you get rid of the dandruff, stop using those shampoos that make your hair shine. They make your hair shine because they have wax in them! The wax coats the scalp and doesn't allow the skin cells to breathe. The skin cells start shedding because they are trying to get rid of the wax on them, which starts the process of dandruff. Just part of the natural cleansing the body is doing.

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Originally posted by arrakis
A girlfriend once told me that she could never get rid of her dandruff until she got rid of her husband! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Well dandruff or not, he shouldn't have been wearing her underwear in the first place.

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Originally posted by widget
But you'd have a valid excuse to wear a Nazi hemlet in real life, every day! ๐Ÿ˜•b Think of what it could do for your social life ๐Ÿ˜ต
Thanks but no thanks. It won't look good with my kippah ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by arrakis
Did you know that dandruff is contagious? Yes, there's more to having dandruff than just dry scalp. A girlfriend once told me that she could never get rid of her dandruff until she got rid of her husband! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

So if you are sleeping on the same pillows as your wife, and using the same bad shampoo, then you both probably have it. Treat both of yourselves wit ...[text shortened]... m, which starts the process of dandruff. Just part of the natural cleansing the body is doing.
I said that half hour ago! keep ur answers simple. if dousers are too thick to read then leave it! can't be assed to take glass from my mouth hence no punctuation

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Well dandruff or not, he shouldn't have been wearing her underwear in the first place.
WHY NOT?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ 

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