The caged bird is a stiff

Dr Strangelove

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11 Oct 07

Dr Strangelove

Joined: 22 Aug 05
Moves: 26450

11 Oct 07

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It is no more.
It is an ex-caged bird.
It has gone to meet it's maker.....

PocketKings murdered it - he could stand it no longer; don't believe his cover story that it sang itself to death. pah! 😕

edit. RIP

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 191210

11 Oct 07

It's pining for the Fiords

PocketKings

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Grammar dyslexic

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Moves: 11372

11 Oct 07

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It is no more.
It is an ex-caged bird.
It has gone to meet it's maker.....

PocketKings murdered it - he could stand it no longer; don't believe his cover story that it sang itself to death. pah! 😕

edit. RIP

How did I do it? With the candlestick in the billiard room?

Zadadka

OnlyOne DimOldie

Rock/Hardplace

Joined: 08 Feb 07
Moves: 13172

11 Oct 07

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It's pining for the Fiords

Pining for the fyords?
What kind of talk is that?!
Listen, my lad, when I got home not half an hour ago from this very boutique, I found that the only reason that parrot was sitting on his perch in the first place, was because it had been nailed there !

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 191210

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Zadadka
Pining for the fyords?
What kind of talk is that?!
Listen, my lad, when I got home not half an hour ago from this very boutique, I found that the only reason that parrot was sitting on his perch in the first place, was because it had been nailed there !

How 'bout I give you a newt to replace the departed bird?

Pawn Qween

lookin for a way out

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Moves: 4087

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
How 'bout I give you a newt to replace the departed bird?

I hope that won't be a Great Crested Newt that you are offering!!! 😲

Zadadka

OnlyOne DimOldie

Rock/Hardplace

Joined: 08 Feb 07
Moves: 13172

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
How 'bout I give you a newt to replace the departed bird?

Does it talk?

(Wasn't it a slug?)

Ice Cold

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11 Oct 07

When I was young I would get stiff, then it was tough to move. Now that I am old, I am stiff everywhere but where I want to be. 😞

Zadadka

OnlyOne DimOldie

Rock/Hardplace

Joined: 08 Feb 07
Moves: 13172

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Ice Cold
When I was young I would get stiff, then it was tough to move. Now that I am old, I am stiff everywhere but where I want to be. 😞

I once got a Viagra stuck in my throat.....had a stiff neck for days....
😳

Ice Cold

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Moves: 28651

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Zadadka
I once got a Viagra stuck in my throat.....had a stiff neck for days....
😳

I tried Viagra one time. I just got taller. 😞

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 191210

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I tried Viagra one time. I just got taller. 😞

If you get taller for more than 4 hours seek medical aide.

Ice Cold

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Moves: 28651

11 Oct 07

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If you get taller for more than 4 hours seek medical aide.

I heard one guy had a woody for over 24 hours. He went to the emergency room. The nurses all applauded him for his efforts. 😕

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

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11 Oct 07

I dont like this

Ice Cold

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11 Oct 07

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I dont like this

Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh

What I like about you, you hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one, wanna come over tonight, yeah

You're whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's true
That's what I like about you

What I like about you, you really know how to dance
When you go up, down, jump around, think about true romance, yeah

You're whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's true
That's what I like about you
That's what I like about you
That's what I like about you

Wahh!

Hey!

What I like about you, you keep me warm at night
Never wanna' let you go, know you make me feel alright, yeah

You're whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's true
That's what I like about you
That's what I like about you
That's what I like about you
That's what I like about you (whispered)
That's what I like about you (whispered)
That's what I like about you (whispered)
That's what I like about you (whispered)

Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Hey, uh huh huh, hey