"use by" is honest (I'll be horrible after that date" )
"best before" is hypocritical ("still OK after, maybe?" )
"packed on" is uncompromisingly true, but not terribly informative (is 3 days OK? is 10? is 453?)
but they're all a bit hit-and-miss; I've eaten eggs 5 weeks past their UBD, yoghurt 2 weeks, and some bottled stuff 3 years, but wouldn't touch a loaf of bread with a UBD two days hence.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyCan't we all just fart in his general direction instead?
Good one. Highly informative and entertaining. One of your all time best. Let's give rook a Standing O!
After all, everyone alive is headed toward their own expiration, the race is ending as soon as it begins.
Originally posted by CLL53indeed, a capital idea...
Can't we all just fart in his general direction instead?
After all, everyone alive is headed toward their own expiration, the race is ending as soon as it begins.
remember though, i am a card carrying pyromaniac, and carry my torch at all times...
i can light the wettest of farts...
Originally posted by rookie54scratch that idea then...
indeed, a capital idea...
remember though, i am a card carrying pyromaniac, and carry my torch at all times...
i can light the wettest of farts...
If someone happened to let rip a real blaster gasser, even a spark could level a neighborhood, killing hundreds of people or thousands of midgets
Originally posted by CLL53May I suggest that you're wasting your time and breath attempting to demystify crudeness and patronize idiocy, both cloaked in pseudo good old boy costumes.
scratch that idea then...
If someone happened to let rip a real blaster gasser, even a spark could level a neighborhood, killing hundreds of people or thousands of midgets
Assinity personified. Pitiful!
😞
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyNothing wrong with a bit of crudeness, idiocy, or assinity occasionally, as long as one doesn't go overboard. Humanity is a mixture of atoms supposedly trying to get along. 🙂
May I suggest that you're wasting your time and breath attempting to demystify crudeness and patronize idiocy, both cloaked in pseudo good old boy costumes.
Assinity personified. Pitiful!
😞
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyyou'll say most anything i think...
Regard him as an almost friend. Why? Because we're both aware of the best and worst in each of us.
We're both, also, having love affairs with the mother tongue and are socially assertive. -gb
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now, you can say, and prolly will, that you were referring to others az you wrote that...
right???
Originally posted by rookie54Untrue. Looking at the human race.
you'll say most anything i think...
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now, you can say, and prolly will, that you were referring to others az you wrote that...
right???[/b]