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the date approches...

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yes, i'm getting older, a fact of life...
my expiration date approches...

eat me...

soon...

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Originally posted by rookie54

yes, i'm getting older, a fact of life...
my expiration date approches...

[b]eat me...


soon...[/b]
Good one. Highly informative and entertaining. One of your all time best. Let's give rook a Standing O!

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"use by" is honest (I'll be horrible after that date" )
"best before" is hypocritical ("still OK after, maybe?" )
"packed on" is uncompromisingly true, but not terribly informative (is 3 days OK? is 10? is 453?)

but they're all a bit hit-and-miss; I've eaten eggs 5 weeks past their UBD, yoghurt 2 weeks, and some bottled stuff 3 years, but wouldn't touch a loaf of bread with a UBD two days hence.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Good one. Highly informative and entertaining. One of your all time best. Let's give rook a Standing O!
Can't we all just fart in his general direction instead?
After all, everyone alive is headed toward their own expiration, the race is ending as soon as it begins.

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Originally posted by CLL53
Can't we all just fart in his general direction instead?
After all, everyone alive is headed toward their own expiration, the race is ending as soon as it begins.
indeed, a capital idea...

remember though, i am a card carrying pyromaniac, and carry my torch at all times...
i can light the wettest of farts...

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Originally posted by rookie54
indeed, a capital idea...

remember though, i am a card carrying pyromaniac, and carry my torch at all times...
i can light the wettest of farts...
scratch that idea then...
If someone happened to let rip a real blaster gasser, even a spark could level a neighborhood, killing hundreds of people or thousands of midgets

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Originally posted by CLL53
scratch that idea then...
If someone happened to let rip a real blaster gasser, even a spark could level a neighborhood, killing hundreds of people or thousands of midgets
May I suggest that you're wasting your time and breath attempting to demystify crudeness and patronize idiocy, both cloaked in pseudo good old boy costumes.

Assinity personified. Pitiful!


😞

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
May I suggest that you're wasting your time and breath attempting to demystify crudeness and patronize idiocy, both cloaked in pseudo good old boy costumes.

Assinity personified. Pitiful!


😞
I take it that you don't think too highly of rookie...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
May I suggest that you're wasting your time and breath attempting to demystify crudeness and patronize idiocy, both cloaked in pseudo good old boy costumes.

Assinity personified. Pitiful!


😞
Nothing wrong with a bit of crudeness, idiocy, or assinity occasionally, as long as one doesn't go overboard. Humanity is a mixture of atoms supposedly trying to get along. 🙂

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Originally posted by CLL53
I take it that you don't think too highly of rookie...
HA!!!

astute...
a sweet observation, unless, pronounced slowly, and then it becomes,

ass toot...
and we're back on track for our conversation...

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Originally posted by CLL53
I take it that you don't think too highly of rookie...
Regard him as an almost friend. Why? Because we're both aware of the best and worst in each of us.
We're both, also, having love affairs with the mother tongue and are socially assertive. -gb

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Originally posted by rookie54
HA!!!

astute...
a sweet observation, unless, pronounced slowly, and then it becomes,

ass toot...
and we're back on track for our conversation...
Wrong, again. Ha,

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Regard him as an almost friend. Why? Because we're both aware of the best and worst in each of us.
We're both, also, having love affairs with the mother tongue and are socially assertive. -gb
you'll say most anything i think...

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now, you can say, and prolly will, that you were referring to others az you wrote that...
right???

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I got dibs on your skull

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Originally posted by rookie54
you'll say most anything i think...

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now, you can say, and prolly will, that you were referring to others az you wrote that...
right???[/b]
Untrue. Looking at the human race.

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