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THE FAT CHICK PROTECTION DEBACLE

THE FAT CHICK PROTECTION DEBACLE

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I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?

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Originally posted by Lucardo
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?
Don't go to night clubs to pick up women. It's a well known fact that fat girls only go to night clubs because the bad-lighting and excessive inebriation leads men to lower their standards sufficiently to give them a chance.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Don't go to night clubs to pick up women. It's a well known fact that fat girls only go to night clubs because the bad-lighting and excessive inebriation leads men to lower their standards dufficiently to give them a chance.
Ugly fat girls in nightclubs. ©

been proving Darwin's natural selection theory wrong since 2000BC

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Had any bad experiences lately?

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Originally posted by Lucardo
Had any bad experiences lately?
I don't go to night clubs.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I don't go to night clubs.
anymore....

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
anymore....
Ever...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ever...
After...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
After...
Happily...

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Originally posted by Lucardo
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?
very true, been wronged myself a few times😞

not fun at all lol

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Originally posted by Lucardo
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?
You have'nt discovered the secret?

she's the gatekeeper...if you want to infiltrate, dialog the fat chick...she's your in...exploit her and the hottie will fawn over your sensitivity.

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Meanwhile, while you are busy trying to impress by showing "fat chick sensitivity" the biggest dork in the club will steel the hottie away.

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they are all sisters. whether fat or skinny they are all insane. interestly enough, a conversation with one of the sisters is like a damn chess match

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How very mature of you all...

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Originally posted by dags
How very mature of you all...
shut up