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Originally posted by xsThat's why men have to run in packs to counter this. One guy has to agree to take a bullet for the herd that night and engage the fat chic in buying drinks, dancing and conversation so the rest of the pack will have a chance at her hottie friend. This must be a rotating system. There also should be a safety line of some kind attached to the man who's out there getting shot at so that he can be safely extracted from the clutches of the fat chic. Once the hottie's been culled away, someone has to go back and get him so the fat chic doesn't end up eating him, or worse; sleeping with him.
You have'nt discovered the secret?
she's the gatekeeper...if you want to infiltrate, dialog the fat chick...she's your in...exploit her and the hottie will fawn over your sensitivity.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowI'm guessing that more than half of you enlightened and slighted and demanding males who are posting here (... with Maggoty Raven, there's no need to guess) are plastic pocket-protector nerd geeks 😀
That's why men have to run in packs to counter this. One guy has to agree to take a bullet for the herd that night and engage the fat chic in buying drinks, dancing and conversation so the rest of the pack will have a chance at her hottie friend. This must be a rotating system. There also should be a safety line of some kind attached to the man who's out ...[text shortened]... go back and get him so the fat chic doesn't end up eating him, or worse; sleeping with him.
😵 You and your acne-scarred, snot-wiping buddies are going to dark, sweaty nightclubs for the same reason as the fat chicks. A grope in the dark might be as close as you'll ever get to sex with a woman.
With any luck this will keep you from procreating and limit the spread of your juvenile attitude 🙄
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Originally posted by LucardoI was that dork!
Meanwhile, while you are busy trying to impress by showing "fat chick sensitivity" the biggest dork in the club will steel the hottie away.
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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
One guy has to agree to take a bullet...so the rest of the pack will have a chance at her hottie friend
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No bullet or safety rope for me.
Sometimes you have to go out on a limb,
because that's where the fruit is.
It appears widget 😕 snagged the "other one".🙂
Originally posted by LucardoAm I the only one that doesn't see a problem with this setup? It's a no lose situation, either you manage to work past the fat one and into some skinny girl lovin, or you don't. If you don't, your efforts aren't in vain, as the fatty will definately sleep with you. Sex is sex, let's be reasonable. Any girl you meet in a nightclub probably isn't going to be relationship material anyhow, or if she is that's probably not why she is there. That being said, you aren't looking for a girl to bring around your parents, so who cares if she eats a bit too much? You aren't buying her dinner, just drink more and she'll look fine. A wise man once told me that fat girls screw like they'll never screw again.
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?
It's not like movies where you always get the hot girl, and as long as she isn't a beast, it beats paying for it.
Me= not fat, good looking, good dancer, total lush, and not above sleeping with a girl who weighs up to 20 pounds more than me depending on height.
