THE FAT CHICK PROTECTION DEBACLE

Originally posted by PocketKings
they are all sisters. whether fat or skinny they are all insane. interestly enough, a conversation with one of the sisters is like a damn chess match

you mean it ends with a mating🙂

Originally posted by Lucardo
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?

they say outside every fat woman there is a thin woman trying to get out, but also outside very slim woman there is a fat man trying to get in

Originally posted by stevetodd
they say outside every fat woman there is a thin woman trying to get out, but also outside very slim woman there is a fat man trying to get in

Which means that chicks actually have much the same problem than men called "the fat pervert debacle"

Originally posted by widget
Surely a serious hoodlum - even a frivolous hoodlum! - could be more enterprising than that 😞

Like religion, and money, and RHP, GerryBaby, sex is a tool that is used by those in power to manipulate our behaviour. "Cheap thrills in the back of my car" comes to mind... 🙄 Let them eat out....

The Catholic (...and other) Churches use sex as as a tool ...[text shortened]... your post was your idea of a gem, Gerry, I suggest you have the family jewels re-evaluated 😴

LOTS OF ISSUES! HOLY COW!!!

Originally posted by Weadley
LOTS OF ISSUES! HOLY COW!!!

Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?

Originally posted by Lucardo
I've heard that fat chicks would rather pay for quantity than quality

i heard fat chicks like fat dudes. so if you arn't a fat dude but like a fat chick it makes sense to eat lots 'n' lots a pies and fish 'n' chips. this way when you're a fat dude god may make the fat chick get the hots you.

Originally posted by Lucardo
I went to a night club the other night and I realised one of the preserving conundrums of man-every hot chick up for grabs allways seems to have a fat, extrovert friend who has to be sidestepped before one can go in for the kill.
Any comments?

Do you guys know nothing of picking up girls? You HAVE to dance with the fatty's. When you dance with the fat ones, their friends want to dance with you.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Do you guys know nothing of picking up girls? You HAVE to dance with the fatty's. When you dance with the fat ones, their friends want to dance with you.

That's what I said, then this guy showed up
to straighten us all out.

http://www.formstar.net/rhpfaces/uz/widget1.jpg

Originally posted by widget
Did you have to pay your poor unfortunate gf to type that for you 😀 Obviously you couldn'ta figured out all them keys yourself while you're so busy swaggering your pathetic little stick about in fronta the mirror 😉

It was actually just a quote from the Family Guy that I found funny enough to throw into this conversation 🙂