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THE FAT CHICK PROTECTION DEBACLE

THE FAT CHICK PROTECTION DEBACLE

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Originally posted by Lucardo
Well spoken, old toothless one!
I must admit, I am very handsome after a few beers.

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Originally posted by adramforall
I can't believe how many perfect men we have here. 🙄
I wonder how many sit on their hands and have large biceps? 😛
Or how many "fat chicks" lower their standards to allow these perfect men to sleep with them.
*downs beern, clears throat self-consciously and mounts table*

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh ...

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey


All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh, oh ...


You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey


You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, a-hey-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-he-he-he-hey

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I said Pat
you are fat
and you are cataclysmically desirable
and to think I used to think
that slim was where it's at
well not any more Pat
you've changed that
you love yourself
you flatter yourself
you shatter their narrow image of the erotic
and Pat said
what do you mean FAT?

-John Hegley http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/poetry/inplace/hegley_pat.shtml

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Originally posted by adramforall
I can't believe how many perfect men we have here. 🙄

I wonder how many sit on their hands and have large biceps? 😛

Or how many "fat chicks" lower their standards to allow these perfect men to sleep with them.
Another pertinent question: How many of these men have tried to get to know a woman.

🙄 And how many use meaningless sex - with some poor unfortunate partner or even ... and more likely... themselves - to avoid exposing the pimpled nerd that they are within, in intimate situations? 😳

Afraid you'll be judged and found lacking, boys? 😲 Your cheap and predictable ridicule is pitiful.

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Originally posted by Rochade



The real thing only starts when you trust each other and you can pull out the monster out of the ladies.
You've got it backwards - The real thing starts when you put the monster in the lady, it ends when you pull the monster out of the lady.

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Originally posted by Lucardo
I must admit, I am very handsome after a few beers.
I'm extremely smart after a few, and genius after several.

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Originally posted by widget
Surely a serious hoodlum - even a frivolous hoodlum! - could be more enterprising than that 😞

Like religion, and money, and RHP, GerryBaby, sex is a tool that is used by those in power to manipulate our behaviour. "Cheap thrills in the back of my car" comes to mind... 🙄 Let them eat out....

The Catholic (...and other) Churches use sex as as a tool ...[text shortened]... your post was your idea of a gem, Gerry, I suggest you have the family jewels re-evaluated 😴
Widget... *removes hat with respect* ... man 😵

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Originally posted by jareyes
Widget... *removes hat with respect* ... man 😵
Nice to know there are a few thinking folks here 😀 Life's surely gotta be more than handjive...

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Originally posted by widget
Life's surely gotta be more than handjive...
May I recommend that blow up Condi doll you're pining over in the other thread?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
May I recommend that blow up Condi doll you're pining over in the other thread?
Used? 😵 You must be mistaking me for your hairy palm, Moldy. 😛 She's all yours.

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Originally posted by widget
Used? 😵 You must be mistaking me for your hairy palm, Moldy. 😛 She's all yours.
Common Midget, admit it- that's the best offer you've had in 20 years.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Common Midget, admit it- that's the best offer you've had in 20 years.
Your hairy palm? 😕 Or your Condi blow-up doll? 😞 Either way, I'm not into used goods

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Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!
Did you have to pay your poor unfortunate gf to type that for you 😀 Obviously you couldn'ta figured out all them keys yourself while you're so busy swaggering your pathetic little stick about in fronta the mirror 😉

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!
I've heard that fat chicks would rather pay for quantity than quality