the first line of yer novel

@caesar-salad said
But presumably she had been there.

You're going to cover that ground with some flashbacks, right? 😉

she leapt upon the twerkpole, and the band began to play

The monkey climbed up the banana tree!

-VR

@very-rusty said
The monkey climbed up the banana tree!

-VR

"Who does she think she is? Queen of the neighborhood?"




[p.s. -- this wasn't about anyone on this site -- please try not to be so self-centered]

@very-rusty said
The monkey climbed up the banana tree!

-VR

She thought she was Queen of the site, untill she was put in her place.

-VR

irritated by a single grain of sand, the oyster creates a pearl
irritated by the words of another, a human craps his pants

@very-rusty said

The man who crapped in his pants climbed the tree behind the monkey. The monkey climbed fast as the human behind him got closer. This wasn't going to end well.

-VR

i learned a long time ago that not all i had learned was true

i had trouble making a capital i from a young boy and it carried right into man hood.