the first line of yer novel

The first time I killed it was hard, I quickly got over that weakness.

@shallow-blue said
Whom the shoe fits...

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded bar of chocolate.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded bar of chocolate.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the chocolate began to take hold.

@very-rusty said
So you all have given us lines of what will be in your prose competition or is this just to throw everyone off of what you will all be writing about. Yes pondy I know you are not going to be writing, but all the others or most of them will be!

-VR

@rookie54 said
dear slapshot,

this thread has zippola to do with the prose competition

i know that you struggle with comprehension,
you truly are dumber than dirt,
and you are bereft of cognitive function, understanding, and the ability to create something new...

you have not contributed anything of substance to the thread
go play in the street

[b]unless,
just by cha ...[text shortened]...

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sorry for the interruption folks, back to the creative process
gimme yer best

@torunn said
From his table at the fashionable Metropol restaurant, Richard had a perfect view of people walking up and down the small street connected to Bayswater Road.

@very-rusty said
WHAT?

Could you repeat that? 😉 😛

My cognitive functions aren't working so well!!! 😛 😉

Don't hold your breathe to long you could kill yourself, and no one would want that to happen!!!

Sorry for not giving you the last words Sooky baby but you don't deserve them!!! 😛 😉 I probably don't either, but hell I'll give them anyways!

-VR

@rookie54 said
you cannot do it
lamo, no braino, codfish the slapshot

@very-rusty said
So you decided not to continue torunn's story and take a few silly pot shots at me that as you know just bounce off, and mean nothing to me....LOL... And you say I got no braino, perhaps yours is made of draino?...ROFLMAO.....

-VR

Though his words were expressed with emphatic sound and fury, she could make no sense of them; his unintelligible tale signified nothing.

@rookie54 said
dear rusty,

i have sent feedback to admin asking for assistance with yer intractability

Like the brief doomed flare of exploding suns that registers dimly on blind men's eyes, the beginning of the horror passed almost unnoticed; in the shriek of what followed, in fact, was forgotten and perhaps not connected to the chocolate at all.

@shallow-blue said

By the way, has anyone here heard of The Bulwer-Lytton contest? If not: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ , and http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html .