The Greatest Lies Ever Told

Have a great weekend everyone - I'll leave you with another product of my web-trawls:

The cheque's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
Now we're even.
I'm fine.
We found and fixed the last bug!
The software will ship on schedule.
It was as simple as that.
It's all your fault!
I love you
You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs.
A representative of the government says...
We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
Operator, my calling card number is...
You look like you haven't aged a day.
No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
This is what it will cost to repair your car.
If elected, I promise...
You're going to love working here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
I'll only take a minute of your time.
Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
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Lose all the weight you want!
I'm being totally unbiased.
I promise I'll pull out in time.
With all due respect...
For your convenience...
In order to serve you better...
I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
I'll call you.
I never meant to mislead you.
My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't want to know about it.
I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through.
This will only hurt a little.
This will hurt me more than it does you.
I'm doing this for your own good.
It's only for a little while...
I didn't mean any harm.
Oh well, no harm done...
It was an accident.
I didn't do it.
I don't know who did it.
We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
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This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
I know it's none of my business...
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
This should be easy.
To speak to a representative, press "9".
It's nothing personal.
This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
That was special.

Conspicuously absent - "I'm not in this for the money."

''Good game'',received after you've been checkmated.

Originally posted by Ravello
''Good game'',received after you've been checkmated.

Yes,and I would say that it happens often.......

How about "I love you." That seems to be a very common lie, weather trying to get someone in bed or just saying something you just dont mean I am sure everyone has either used it or been on the brunt end of this sick cruel lie.

Originally posted by deathbypawn
How about "I love you." That seems to be a very common lie, weather trying to get someone in bed or just saying something you just dont mean I am sure everyone has either used it or been on the brunt end of this sick cruel lie.

Originally posted by bbarr
Turn that frown upside down!🙂

Originally posted by deathbypawn
How about "I love you." That seems to be a very common lie, weather trying to get someone in bed or just saying something you just dont mean I am sure everyone has either used it or been on the brunt end of this sick cruel lie.

I'm actually in quite a good mood I am just speaking from past experience that is all. I have loved and lost and not loved and lied thats all im saying as everyone else has also experienced I am sure. but thanks for the concern

Originally posted by Favs
Have a great weekend everyone - I'll leave you with another product of my web-trawls:

The cheque's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this ...[text shortened]... ddicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
That was special.

The greatest lie ever is God ,and people like you telling the World that he exist.

Originally posted by Ravello
The greatest lie ever is God ,and people like you telling the World that he exist.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Give me a reason why you think he doesn't exist?

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Give us a reason why you think it is a he and not a she, or an it ?🙂