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Have a great weekend everyone - I'll leave you with another product of my web-trawls:
The cheque's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this ...[text shortened]... ddicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
That was special.