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The Halloween Limerick Competition

The Halloween Limerick Competition

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It's like banging my head with bricks
Writing sweet, lovely limericks
They're not hard to write
So why do they fight?
Let's make love not war and tricks.



Hoe lee jeepers. A limerick thread... and it gets turned into a war zone. Come on.
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There once was a thread from RHP
Wordsters wrote stuff that pleases me
along came a bomb; sat down to glom
and there goes the fun with my tea


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My fridge has just come alive
A cabbage is armed with a knife
The bacon looks lairy
The mushrooms feel scary
So here's hoping they kill my wife.


halloween has come and gone
time to bring out the super bong
filled to the brim
with weeds of sin
now what could possibly go wrong


The entire village was set alight
The church, school and homes burnt bright
The arsenist smiled
"It's been awhile
By 'eck, there's nowt better than bonfire night!"


The evil snail ruled by decree.
Slowly constricted garden mites, did he.
But one day its seems,
he realized worst dreams,
when an angry eagle snacked on him, with glee.


Today I saw a ghost,
sitting there, on my toast.
"Hey man!
get off my jam,"
(I really like this post).


i don't wanna limerick
most of these make me sick
just quiet down
you silly forum clowns
and bring on jolly st nick




a fond farewell to halloween
managed to save my kidneys and spleen
ate some pie
drank some rye
slept a lot in between

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