It's like banging my head with bricks Writing sweet, lovely limericks They're not hard to write So why do they fight? Let's make love not war and tricks.
The entire village was set alight The church, school and homes burnt bright The arsenist smiled "It's been awhile By 'eck, there's nowt better than bonfire night!"
The evil snail ruled by decree. Slowly constricted garden mites, did he. But one day its seems, he realized worst dreams, when an angry eagle snacked on him, with glee.