The Halloween Limerick Competition

Time for more limericks...with a 'spooky' theme.

Tournament starts now and ends next Sunday at 12pm uk time so everyone's got a week to get your entries in.

Same rules as last time;
- Any topics are allowed (but let's have some spooky ones)
- As many entries as you wish
- The winner is decided by thumbs up
In the event of a tie we will have joint winners
Thumbs down don't count

We had lots of great entries last time so good luck and let's see what you've got.

There's a ghost that lives under my bed
Who's too scared to frighten the dead
"I'm no good at haunting
It's scary and daunting
So I'll stay here and hide instead!"

there was a witch from Nantucket
who flew on her broom with a bucket
dressed in all black
she would carry a sack
with a hammer to really whack it

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From vampires and spooks, ghouls and ghosts
The RHP chess site receives many posts,
They troll and they moan,
They mutter and groan,
And they always amaze with their chessboard boasts.

i once wrote a halloween rhyme
and doused in slippery green slime
then i made you read it
and you laughed at my wit
without realizing yer an accomplice to my crime

lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
none of these creatures can make me cry
but on halloween night
what gives me a fright
is the thought of eating dry pumpkin pie

I've been so busy trick or treating
But one woman gave me some sheeting
So I dressed as a ghost
Shouted "Boo!" down her throat
Erm, and now her heart has stopped beating.

There was an old ogre from Philly
Who'd dance with any young Filly
On Halloween night
Gave the kids such a fright
They laughed til they fell down silly

You're too old for Halloween they say
Give me some candy I worked all day!
Go home old man and pray
Well can you give me a beer?
To drown my sorrows cause my wife
is shaped like a steer!

@cheesemaster said
You're too old for Halloween they say
Give me some candy I worked all day!
Go home old man and pray
Well can you give me a beer?
To drown my sorrows cause my wife
is shaped like a steer!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

There once was a pumpkin called Stan,
I chopped him and put in a can,
he started to cry,
I said, "you belong in a pie!"
and served him for lunch in our clan.

@Suzianne

Show him how it's done Suze

@neilarini said
@Suzianne

Show him how it's done Suze

Cooking and Cleaning? 😏