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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Well, people that have it coming should get punched in the gut a whole lot more often than they do currently.
So ... "Let's put our thoughts into action". ? Something like that?


Originally posted by karoly aczel
Thank you. I agree somewhat.
I am sick of being the nice guy that gets trampled on.
I am not set in my ways. I'm 38.

I really can't see myself having another girlfriend, ever.
After all, why would I need one?

And this is the point I reached about a week ago, when things were running smoothly with no.3 , ie. that I don'[t really want a girlf ...[text shortened]...
I figure if I tell them the truth and they still love me then it can really go some where.
You're old. Just like me. Your life is a guitar shaped, cherry Jello mold, sure it'll wiggle, shake and shimmer, but, it's still a guitar shaped chunk of Jello.

You can still be nice, hell, even I'm nice in real life. However, life is far to short to allow other people to make it miserable.

There are good women out there and you should be open to meeting them.

You mentioned truth, make sure you're honest with yourself first.


Originally posted by karoly aczel
So ... "Let's put our thoughts into action". ? Something like that?
Hold people accountable. Be good to each other. Drink top shelf liquor, eat great food and fornicate like it's being filmed.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're old. Just like me. Your life is a guitar shaped, cherry Jello mold, sure it'll wiggle, shake and shimmer, but, it's still a guitar shaped chunk of Jello.

You can still be nice, hell, even I'm nice in real life. However, life is far to short to allow other people to make it miserable.

There are good women out there and you should be open to meeting them.

You mentioned truth, make sure you're honest with yourself first.
I'm not old, nor am I jello. more like water these days...

When did I say other people were making it miserable? I just said I was unlucky in love. That's ok. No regrets. I'm open to meeting anyone, as I mentioned before, but I'm not going to dress up for anyone unless I want to.

Totally honest with myself, thanks. I do make mistakes, but I can admit it when I do.
At peace with who I am, could stand under a falling bomb and I wouldn't be a tad regretful ....


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Planning in advance is a wise move. Having it sneak up on you is a miserable experience.

You should probably start off by making a list of things that are important to you. What does your life distill down to? Is it you wife and kids or getting back that sense of youth and immortality? Whatever it is, shape your plan around this. Keep it simple to start with.

Start complaingin to your wife now and you'll find her remarkably accomodating.

Personally I recommend a room at the Bellagio, strippers and blow as the obvious starting point. Move on to New Orleans and end up in Thailand.


I spilled some red gravy on my slacks last night at supper. Now what?


Originally posted by Phlabibit
I spilled some red gravy on my slacks last night at supper. Now what?
Wear a white shirt and a blue tie.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I spilled some red gravy on my slacks last night at supper. Now what?
First problem.....you don't own a pair of slacks.
You have been eating again without your pants on.
Dampen a cloth and wipe your legs off.

Don't bother the doctor with trivial crap like this!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
First problem.....you don't own a pair of slacks.
You have been eating again without your pants on.
Dampen a cloth and wipe your legs off.

Don't bother the doctor with trivial crap like this!!
This explains why I wasn't notified of the new Random Target of Ridicule in the forums.

My name was finally drawn.

Ut oh! Back later!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Tell me your problems and I'll set you right.
Just what are your qualifications?


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Craigslist sounds like the place for you. Run an ad posing as a young asian boy looking for all nude, all dude action.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Craigslist sounds like the place for you. Run an ad posing as a young asian boy looking for all nude, all dude action.
Good call, cft will meet other middle aged Caucasian men in crisis, they could start a support group.