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Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Did he have funny green shoes by any chance?

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Originally posted by yo its me
Did he have funny green shoes by any chance?
No he was wearing brown leather shoes...

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
No he was wearing brown leather shoes...
USSR or USA?

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
www.timecube.com?

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Originally posted by yo its me
USSR or USA?
USA

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Yeah I did!.. he had me till he said Santa Claus was black😕

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Is he really a mage? Are you on a quest?

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Send Brian my best.

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Was it Kirksey ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Was it Kirksey ?
Or Great Big Stees?

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Has anyone had a random hobo come up to you and start telling you how the universe doesn't follow time while holding a Teenage Mutant Nija turtle, whispering to it occasionally, and then after he's done talking he starts singing "Santa Claus is A black man!!!"?
Go to sleep you weary hobo
Let the towns drift slowly by
Can't you hear the steel rail humming?
That's a hobo's lullaby.

Do not think about tomorrow
Let tomorrow come and go
Tonight you're in a nice warm boxcar
Safe from all the wind and snow.

I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You won't find no policemen there.

I know your clothes are torn and ragged
And your hair is turning gray
Lift your head and smile at trouble
You'll find happiness some day.

So go to sleep you weary hobo
Let the towns drift slowly by
Don't you feel the steel rail humming
That's a hobo's lullaby.