The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically , it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto says "You dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole the tent. "
Originally posted by shortcircuitLOL!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for ...[text shortened]... o?"
Tonto says "You dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole the tent. "
Very good Shorty!
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Originally posted by rmackenthe lone ranger and tonto walking through the desert. all of a sudden tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. the lone ranger looks puzzled and after a couple of mins says 'what are you doing tonto?'
LOL!
Very good Shorty!
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to which he replies 'buffalo come!'
' what can you hear them?' aska the ranger.
'NO' replies tonto.. 'i have sticky ear'.
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Originally posted by silly mctall😀😵🙄
the lone ranger and tonto walking through the desert. all of a sudden tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. the lone ranger looks puzzled and after a couple of mins says 'what are you doing tonto?'
to which he replies 'buffalo come!'
' what can you hear them?' aska the ranger.
'NO' replies tonto.. 'i have sticky ear'.
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Originally posted by Ice ColdA teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Great joke 😀
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.""Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.
And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger."
Originally posted by MathurineYou already had ne joke deleted- Are you pushing for two jokes deleted? 😉 😛
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I s cation, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger."
Originally posted by MathurineThe Lone Ranger was captured by Indians. They had him tied to a pole. The Lone Ranger saw Silver over in a distance, He whistled and Silver came over to him. The Ranger whispered in Silver's ear, then Silver ran off as fast as he could.
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I s cation, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger."
About an hour later Silver came back with a beautiful naked woman on his back. The Ranger yelled, "No, I said go to town and bring back a posse ." 😕
Originally posted by Ice ColdEnunciate Masked Man!!!!!
The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians. They had him tied to a pole. The Lone Ranger saw Silver over in a distance, He whistled and Silver came over to him. The Ranger whispered in Silver's ear, then Silver ran off as fast as he could.
About an hour later Silver came back with a beautiful naked woman on his back. The Ranger yelled, "No, I said go to town and bring back a posse ." 😕
Tonto was lying on the road witrh his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger road up:
Lone Ranger: What is it Tonto?
Tonto: 1955 chevy, four door, red, rear light broken out, Calif. tags
Lone Ranger: How can you tell all that by just listening to the ground?
Tonto: Because the SOB just ran me over!