25 Oct 07
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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschexthe man wants me to use the toilet, when God gave me a tree
Has anybody of the rest of you ever fallen foul of the man?
If yes, what sort of ways have you contrived to stick it to him and resume the equilibrium.
the man wants me to use a fork, When God gave me opposable thumbs
the man wants me to use my whole arm when signalling a turn on the road, when God gave me one finger that seems to do the trick
the man wants me to believe in santa clause until age six, when god guided me to walk into my dad on my way to the bathroom when I was four.
the man wants me to cut my hair, I say f*** that
the man wants me to act civilized in a chess tournament hall, I say screw that! I've got a hangnail!
the man wants me to act civilized anywhere, I say look! another hangnail!
the man established that I must wear shoes and shirt in public, I say clothes are the result of the first sin.
the man says public flatulance should be frowned upon, I say walk around public with your elbow bent at a 90 degree angle, so that your forearm is parallel to your belt line and your index finger extended.
the man wants me to listen to classical music, I say Zeppelin anyone?
the man wants me to go to college and be productive, I say I can make more and not pay taxes by selling crack.
the man wants me to believe our politicians have my interests at heart, I say he'll have my interest in his heart if I ever catch him alone... in the form of a switchblade.
