Please tell me and others about a movie you have seen that was so horrible that you advise others to stay away from it. Either because the acting sucked big time, or the effects was especially horrible, or the plot was awful. In other words, tell people about your worst movie experience. And please explain why it was so bad
Originally posted by DCS"Open Water"......🙄 😴
Please tell me and others about a movie you have seen that was so horrible that you advise others to stay away from it. Either because the acting sucked big time, or the effects was especially horrible, or the plot was awful. In other words, tell people about your worst movie experience. And please explain why it was so bad
that one where Bruce Willis saves the world from a meteor - is it Armageddon? that sucked big time. Independence Day was pretty bad too, and the remake of Godzilla a few years ago.
but in terms of pure waste of celluloid, i'd have to give it the gong to so-called Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein. not because it is in ultra-bad taste - that i can handle, as long as it's done tastefully🙄, but because it has no redeeming features in terms of acting, story, dialogue, direction, cinematography etc whatsoever.
EDIT: it's companion piece, Blood for Dracula should share the award for worst film ever, although it is perhaps a tiny bit better in that the basic premise is kind of humorous...
EDIT: on second thought - it's been many years since i saw these two - FfF is definitely worse than BfD...
"The Black Hole"
This was the movie that was supposed to lift the Disney franchise out of the doldrums of dullery. It was the worst big-budget film of all time. How bad was it? Where to begin ...
The film took place on a space ship, in space, near a black hole. Plenty of opportunity to dazzle the ticket-buying rubes with fantastic big-budget special effects involving floating in micro-gravity, right? Uh, no. Just dangle the actors from wires, plainly visible to all. It also had robots dressed up as cowboys complete with 6 shooters and talking like old-time prospectors for some reason, nothing to do with the movie, however. The robots needed only one wire attached to the top of their heads to float, so I guess it was easier to do.
Acting? I didn't see any, just some people floating around, reading lines from a teleprompter.
I could go on, but I won't.
Piranha 2 was excellent. That's the one with the flying piranha's isn't it?
You just have to accept that it's crap.
It's along the lines of:
- Motorcycle sluts and the zombies from hell
- Congo
- Anakonda
- Plan 9 from outer space.
It's cult man...
A film you really never want to see is: Father of the bride part II.
Believe me.
"Revelation"
By far the worst film I have ever seen! I don't know what Terence Stamp was thinking to act in this pile of garbage.
Plot summary:
Dating back to the time of Jesus Christ, an ancient relic known as the Loculus has been fought over by the forces of light and darkness down the centuries. Created in 50 AD, the wood panels of the Loculus are emblazoned with two images: the Ankh symbol - a looped crucifix - and the Caduceus - a rod entwined with two serpents. On its perilous journey through history, the Loculus was further adorned with more arcane mystical imagery including pentagrams, hexagrams, a crucified serpent, the naked human form divine and a hermaphrodite. And many have tried to unlock the secret of the sacred artefact - a secret only a chosen few know contains profound and overwhelming ramifications for mankind. In 1299 a Jewish alchemist's attempts to unravel the enigma ended in disaster. And in 1710 Sir Isaac Newton, discoverer of the laws of gravity and a foremost member of the Masonic Order of the Knights Templar, also strove to answer the riddle. But with the art of science in its infancy, Newton realised the Underground Stream of research needed to solve the puzzle would have to flow for several more centuries before the prophesied ultimate Great Work could be wrought in all its glory. Now, the Loculus, missing for hundreds of years, has reappeared again... Revelation tells the story of the final search for the Loculus and its effect on the Martel family and the whole world.
titanic.
the special effects were spectacular but the acting throughout was awful, bill paxton was wooden and uninteresting, leo was cute nothing, repeat NOTHING else, winslet was just on auto pilot not what she is capable of (see heavenly creatures and finding neverland)
what amazes me most is the direction is appalling as well, cameron has really done anything since because he knows that when people rflect on his career titanic ill be seen as the worst film in his cannon yet it recieved the best press.
The blair witch project.
I consider this to be the worst movie I have ever seen. I have seen so many I ran a video store, I've sat through william shatner movies that were less painful then this, including kingdom of the spiders. I own plan nine from outer space. Blair witch is the biggest waste of film that I have ever seen in my life.
nyxie
Originally posted by NyxieBlair Witch was excellently done and very original. Now, if you want to talk about a waste of film... well, that would have to be Blair Witch 2.
The blair witch project.
I consider this to be the worst movie I have ever seen. I have seen so many I ran a video store, I've sat through william shatner movies that were less painful then this, including kingdom of the spiders. I own plan nine from outer space. Blair witch is the biggest waste of film that I have ever seen in my life.
nyxie
Also, S1mone, Fast Sofa, Dumb and Dumberer.
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