01 Jun 07
Anyone who posts in this thread adding to the story is from this moment on...an author. Just add a sentence, start a sentence, or finish a sentence. I would seriously be impressed if any type of intersting plot actually forms 😛 And so it begins, in Snoopy fashion...
Chapter 1
It was a dark and stormy night...
01 Jun 07
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Originally posted by EinsteinMindA massive fist bashed through the door, followed by 400 pounds of armor-clad manhood. It was the pink knight, come to deal justice onto all posters of gay threads.
it sucked beyond all belief. The lightning was striking like hellfire and flashing electric blue against the dark October sky and the thunder was rolling like the sea billows on a cold day. Rain was deluging everything, including my basement. I'll have to clean that out later.
01 Jun 07
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Originally posted by EinsteinMindBut more to the point, the thunder had covered the sound of a stealthy intruder who had quietly positioned himself between myself and the shotgun hanging above my toilet (which I kept there in case of "emergencies"...)
it sucked beyond all belief. The lightning was striking like hellfire and flashing electric blue against the dark October sky and the thunder was rolling like the sea billows on a cold day. Rain was deluging everything, including my basement. I'll have to clean that out later.
01 Jun 07
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Originally posted by PBE6This intruder threw three shuriken, each aimed for a vital point. I deflected them of course, with my awesome sword skills and my daisho (Matching wakizashi and katana) and ran twoards him. Then he took me by the shoulders and he flipped over me. I turned on the spot and slashed him in the abodmen. He reeled backwards, fighting for breath, as I ran forward to deal the coup d' grace. I never saw it coming. He whipped out his own sword and started to engage me in combat. We fought for hours and finally I...slit the vena cava. He bled out on my floor, while rain continued to drip through the holes in my roof, mingling blood and water on my solid wood floor.
But more to the point, the thunder had covered the sound of a stealthy intruder who had quietly positioned himself between myself and the shotgun hanging above my toilet (which I kept there in case of "emergencies"...)
I began to wonder who had sent him...
And who wanted me dead...
01 Jun 07
Originally posted by EinsteinMindBut not for long. Fighting a raging stiffy from my display of awesome sword skill-ery, I flipped open the Yellow Pages in search of a rub-and-tug that also sold fried chicken...
This intruder threw three shuriken, each aimed for a vital point. I deflected them of course, with my awesome sword skills and my daisho (Matching wakizashi and katana) and ran twoards him. Then he took me by the shoulders and he flipped over me. I turned on the spot and slashed him in the abodmen. He reeled backwards, fighting for breath, as I ran forw ...[text shortened]... on my solid wood floor.
I began to wonder who had sent him...
And who wanted me dead...
01 Jun 07
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Originally posted by PBE6I walked over and grabbed my shotgun above the toilet. I decided to take care of some business while at the toilet, but when I was halfway done I noticed the toilet paper was gone...
But not for long. Fighting a raging stiffy from my display of awesome sword skill-ery, I flipped open the Yellow Pages in search of a rub-and-tug that also sold fried chicken...
01 Jun 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsLoading two shells, I blew a hole in my underwear for easier access and proceeded to "get jiggy with it." 45 seconds later, I was surprised by a clatter and a loud bang, followed by the clank of shards, a rush of fluid, and a high pitched scream. The scream was mine, but the fluid was only partially mine. "Oops! Lubed up the barrel a little too good this time," I chuckled to myself as I inspected the quagmire of crap I had just created by letting the shotgun fall from my "gr-ass-p" and blowing a hole in the toilet. "This is going to need more toilet paper than I thought," I mumbled glumly to myself.
I walked over and grabbed my shotgun above the toilet. I decided to take care of some business while at the toilet, but when I was halfway done I noticed the toilet paper was gone...
01 Jun 07
Originally posted by PBE6he started to think about .....
Loading two shells, I blew a hole in my underwear for easier access and proceeded to "get jiggy with it." 45 seconds later, I was surprised by a clatter and a loud bang, followed by the clank of shards, a rush of fluid, and a high pitched scream. The scream was mine, but the fluid was only partially mine. "Oops! Lubed up the barrel a little too good this ti ...[text shortened]... . "This is going to need more toilet paper than I thought," I mumbled glumly to myself.
01 Jun 07
Originally posted by shortcircuitHe had to turn himself in. The lies couldn't go on any longer - feeding the neighbours dog a banana knowingly was treacherous. The guilt was crushing, the shame - unbearable.
all of those horrible acts he had performed with a banana. Suddenly everything became clear as to what he must do.....
The dog had been allergic to bananas and banana based products, but had barked incessantly. He remembered the neighbours, his friends, fondly as he walked to the police station to turn himself in. He would miss...
01 Jun 07
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3collecting the piles of dog feces in his yard and placing them on the porch of his arch enemy and lighting them on fire. Nothing was ever as funny as the time his enemy was stamping out the fire and he suddenly....
He had to turn himself in. The lies couldn't go on any longer - feeding the neighbours dog a banana knowingly was treacherous. The guilt was crushing, the shame - unbearable.
The dog had been allergic to bananas and banana based products, but had barked incessantly. He remembered the neighbours, his friends, fondly as he walked to the police station to turn himself in. He would miss...