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The Red Hot Pawn Prose Competition: Pretention

The Red Hot Pawn Prose Competition: Pretention

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Originally posted by dottewell
Well at least his sense of humour bypass was successful.
Maybe I was being pretentious, moron.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Why are you still here? As a multiple account abuser I don't understand why they haven't booted your butt.
ummm... i ain't an expert on managment issues, but i think it's because they want the worst possible punishment for me. i might like that one.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Maybe I was being pretentious, moron.
You do know what pretentious means, don't you?

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Originally posted by dottewell
You do know what pretentious means, don't you?
Aye, Ronnie.

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Originally posted by dottewell
You do know what pretentious means, don't you?
No, I had to go look it up in 6 different dictionaries.

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Originally posted by Starrman
No, I had to go look it up in 6 different dictionaries.
Dictionaries are the opposite of life.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Dictionaries are the opposite of life.
You're supposed to be dead, Oscar.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You're supposed to be dead, Oscar.
We are all dead, but some of us are looking up at the, er, coffin lid.

Damn. I'm out.

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Originally posted by dottewell
We are all dead, but some of us are looking up at the, er, coffin lid.

Damn. I'm out.
We are all encoffined, but some of us are looking up at Mars.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
We are all encoffined, but some of us are looking up at Mars.
I have nothing to declare but my pen-ious

[zip]

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Originally posted by dottewell
I have nothing to declare but my pen-ious

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The more I read Ophidian Unconquered the more I love it. Darn thing is addictive. I must have read it twenty time before I understood it. Thanks to Uncle Webster. I don't want to change my votes but can we vote for a tie? It's sort of like Shakespeare in that you might not get everything the first time around. But what a masterpiece that was.

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Sorry I wasn't really meaning to link my last post to Dotewell's comment.

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Is this competition still going..?

Well.. here are my votes in any case..

To My Readers
The writer illustrated his/her understanding of the competition’s theme “Pretension” with every word of every sentence of every paragraph. If the name at the end wasn’t mentioned, I would have thought he/she was God talking about one of their Holy Books.

The peace has surely “widened my horizon”.


The Floating Girl
Beautifully written and full of imaginations. Throughout the piece I found myself relating to the heaviness the narrator talks about. I too “herein, find definition, a place to call myself me”. Beautiful.

The narrator might have been unable to dance, but it sure made my thoughts and feelings dance throughout. Very well done.


A Walk on White Lake
“he is taking be out” did you have flue when you wrote this? 😉
I love the simplicity and flow, its gripping from the third word. Dramatic, strong and straight to the point. No messing around. Superbly executed.


It was a tough call trying to judge between such a wide variety of writing styles.
Very well done to all for your time and effort. And not to forget the host of this competition, Mr. hopscotch for organising it and making it such a success.

When does the vote finish? or have I missed the deadline?
(EDIT; Ignore that.. just seen the very first post.. do'h..!)

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Originally posted by Peachy
The peace has surely “widened my horizon”.
It took me a minute or so to figure this out. Spelling does matter. But maybe Mr. Goldbaum's book is about peace?

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Grrr!!!
I made sure i use a spell check as i knew you would be floating around!!

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