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The Red Hot Pawn Prose Competition: Pretention

The Red Hot Pawn Prose Competition: Pretention

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That's where you went wrong. It's GMT+2 while we have summer time.
Oh, I see... 😳 I didn't realise that. Thanks for pointing it out. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by stocken
Although I enjoyed reading most of the entries, yours was by far the most interesting one if anyone asks me. I've read it quite a few times now. πŸ™‚
I think everyone done so well and I enjoyed all of them too.

Thank you so much for your kind comments.
Much appreciate it and your vote too πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by hopscotch
The voting's over, I thoroughly enjoyed this competition. I started to write opinions on each of the pieces of prose but I got carried away with my own pretension and had to alt-f4 immediately to save face.

Here are the final scores:

5: The Winning Entry, by XanthosNZ (24 points)
4: To My Readers, by Nordlys (27 points)
3: A Walk O

Congratulations Liam!

Well done to everyone for producing such fine pieces of prose.
Thank you, thank you. Of course, all things considered, I was bound to win such an event by definition. I am so gloriously pleased with myself.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Thank you, thank you. Of course, all things considered, I was bound to win such an event by definition. I am so gloriously pleased with myself.
The competition ended by the way, you might want to stop being so pretentious! πŸ˜‰

Very well done mate!

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My entry was just too pretentious for your puny minds.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
My entry was just too pretentious for your puny minds.
Methinks thou dost confuse pretension and arrogance, and in thy haze of confusion thou has abstracted thy malcontented self-absorption towards new infinitesimal ranges of grandiose and terrific altitudes.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Methinks thou dost confuse pretension and arrogance, and in thy haze of confusion thou has abstracted thy malcontented self-absorption towards new infinitesimal ranges of grandiose and terrific altitudes.
Quiet bithces! I won, so you can't talk for a whole week!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Quiet bithces!
Taking Spanish lessons?

Congratulations, weener.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Taking Spanish lessons?

Congratulations, weener.
Shhhh!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Shhhh!
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LA-LA-LA-LA-LA BAAAAMBA... πŸ˜€

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Bump.

So.. whats next...?

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