The RedHotPawn Verse Competition

ENTRY 9

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Popularity

I'm sitting here in sociology,
I'd rather now play chess.
Instead we talk of economy-
I really couldn't care less.

Who needs an education?
Just throw the books away!
Let's all go on vacation,
We need a holiday.

Look at all those fashion victims,
running through our world.
Jealousy does cause some friction
between them boys and girls.

Make-up, clothing and CD's,
I need every one of these.
Superficial conversation-
who needs a stupid revelation?

Believe in everything you hear,
for if you don't, you soon will fear
the loneliness and clarity
that come from unpopularity.

So who needs physics anyway?
Algebra won't make my day.
All that matters is good looks
and women have to be good cooks!

Skimpy dresses, pointy shoes,
you have nothing much to lose!
All you need's a push-up bra
and you'll be the evenings secret star!

Party hard and party long,
and hear them sing for you a song.

But when you wake the other day,
you'll find they've all gone out to play.
They left you here all by yourself,
to rot alone in the back of a shelf.

A popular saying you might recall:
"What goes up has got to fall".
The downward plunge has long begun,
And clouds have covered up your sun.

But since you don't know economy,
and you don't know nothin' 'bout chemistry,
all you ever wanted was a holiday-
for this, my dear, you now will pay."

listen hear chicken, i have a verse right here, so all i have to do is post it in this forum??? any other complicated issue?

Originally posted by the dominator
listen hear chicken, i have a verse right here, so all i have to do is post it in this forum??? any other complicated issue?

Originally posted by Starrman
Check out the first page for submission instructions, but don't post it here.

Originally posted by the dominator
read it understand most of it, so basically i write the verse then send it to royal chickens inbox under what name?

mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk

in case you still couldn't figure it out...

Originally posted by angie88
mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk

in case you still couldn't figure it out...

Originally posted by angie88
mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk

in case you still couldn't figure it out...

Some of my poems/prose;

http://davidaarcherresume.bravehost.com/recent_poems.htm

Originally posted by royalchicken
GAAAAH! The point of the dots and the ats was to thwart spambots! IF I get any, and I mean ANY, offers for 'male enhancement products' I shall forward them to you 😛!

Originally posted by angie88
sorry... but yeah, please forward them-then I can compare two independant offers of "STRONGER THAN V-I-A-G-R-A" 😀
ah well... once again sorry 😉

Angie 😀

When and where do we vote again? So far I'm like the astral sonnet.

Nyxie

Originally posted by royalchicken
GAAAAH! The point of the dots and the ats was to thwart spambots! IF I get any, and I mean ANY, offers for 'male enhancement products' I shall forward them to you 😛!

ENTRY 10:

"Large poo crumbs

T'was as such it did happen
I was wiping my bum,
A bit of poo dropped,
and became a large crumb,

It found a tight spot,
And there it did lay,
It went quite unnoticed,
For more than a day,

Then along came a friend,
With a child and all,
The child was five,
But the friend is quite tall,

We sat and drank coke,
The child went to play,
We talked and ate cookies,
On that warm summer's day,

"Mum...Charles goes wee wee"
Said Charles at four,
"You know where it is..."
He went to the door.

A child's pee later,
He returned to his ma,
And opened his hand,
and muttered a: "Da?"

"A cookie I think."
"Or maybe some paste?"
She broke off a piece,
And ventured a taste,

Licking her lips,
She said: "That's not too bad."
"Infact it reminds me,
A bit of your dad.""

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