The RedHotPawn Verse Competition

Originally posted by Nyxie
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when do we vote? after april the 30th?

Originally posted by wucky3
when do we vote? after april the 30th?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Right. We seem to be in need of entries. Why not some McCorvian haikus , people?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Right. We seem to be in need of entries. Why not some McCorvian haikus , people?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Tiny mass of cells,
With not a right in the world.
Suction time, baby!

ENTRY 11

"IN THE DARK

I am so scared and lonely
Please give me a cuddle
I want to spoon you

Is that your hand?

Is that your foot?

What is that on my nethers that thou hast put?

I am a little lamb
My fleece is white
As snow
As the white blinding perusticuse of SNOW!
PLEASE Understand
I am a innocent lamb
And I don't want to be rude
And I don't want to be crude
But listen here dude
I just want to cuddle

In the dark we shall sleep
Together but Plutonically
I'll kiss the moon of Uranus,
The galaxy my muse becometh

I'll pluck the stars from thy bosom
Oh sweet cherry blossom
And drown up down your fear
With another swig of beer

Did you just fart?
A sphincter snore?
A rumble of methane art?
Please god no more

Though I must admit
That I am inspired
To write a poem about the event
For posterity, in this tent"

Originally posted by Nyxie
Tell me what a mcCorvian is and I'll write one for you. 🙂

Originally posted by royalchicken
Oh dear. McCorvian haikus are haikus that will make Ivanhoe have a Vesuvius moment 😕. bbarr and I invented them.

Originally posted by Starrman
Are they anything like Kevorkian Haiku?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Start a new genre. I think if we want to prompt any further eruptions, we'll need McCrovian, Kevorkian and Trojan haikus.

Originally posted by Starrman
lol, I love the idea of Trojan Haiku. Beware of poets bearing gifts!