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The return of IBIJ

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Originally posted by IBIJ
Resurrection? Naw, that's yet to come when my Lord and Savior returns to take all righteous home to be with Him.
I also enjoy it when my Lord and Saviour is perennially late.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I also enjoy it when my Lord and Saviour is perennially late.
The prick doesn't even have the courtesy to give an ETA.

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One week is not a long time to wait, and even then it's only been about half a week since Jesus was actually here.

IBIJ

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Originally posted by IBIJ
I signed up once but never stayed long.
In which case you are in breach of TOS 3 (a) and should be banned.

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Originally posted by IBIJ
One week is not a long time to wait, and even then it's only been about half a week since Jesus was actually here.
If you had any respect, you'd call him mr. Christus.

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Originally posted by c99ux
In which case you are in breach of TOS 3 (a) and should be banned.
Easy there, Mr Fascist! 3(a) does not apply if the old account is not used.

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Actually, I think He was very precise about information related to His return...

4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many. 6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
Matthew 24

I'd say all those things are taking place pretty much today, wouldn't you?

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It's not really happening ,is it ??? First this Jenna1, now this . But, soon my alarm clock will terminate this , I hope .

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Yeah, that was a couple of years ago. What am I thinking?

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Originally posted by IBIJ
I'd say all those things are taking place pretty much today, wouldn't you?
And probably have been happening since the time that passage was written. But hey, if you want to be a slave to some archaic ideology, be my guest.

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We've all got to serve somebody.

19I put this in human terms because you are weak in your natural selves. Just as you used to offer the parts of your body in slavery to impurity and to ever-increasing wickedness, so now offer them in slavery to righteousness leading to holiness.
Romans 6

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Originally posted by darvlay
Easy there, Mr Fascist! 3(a) does not apply if the old account is not used.
Used?

Do you mean someone can set up accounts and post, but as long as they don't actually play games they can have multiple accounts?

Or didn't he post anything with the other account?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Used?

Do you mean someone can set up accounts and post, but as long as they don't actually play games they can have multiple accounts?
Posting is "using" the account, Genius.

No two accounts at once.

Someone plays and posts under the name "Nerd" in 2003, leaves the site, comes back in 2006 and plays and posts as "Geek" without ever logging into the Nerd account. That is not multi-account abuse.

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Or maybe I'm wrong. Phlabby will know (maybe).

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Originally posted by IBIJ
We've all got to serve somebody.

19I put this in human terms because you are weak in your natural selves. Just as you used to offer the parts of your body in slavery to impurity and to ever-increasing wickedness, so now offer them in slavery to righteousness leading to holiness.
Romans 6

IBIJ
Oh! Well, in that case, baptize me and slay me in the spirit! Jesus, I wanna be your slave! Not a slave to... what was the only other option?... erm... impurity and wickedness? Yeah, no more slaving to those dudes!