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The RHP Desert Diner is open for business

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@great-big-stees said
It is. I prefer “dry” wines.👍
There is wine for every occasion.

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@torunn said
There is wine for every occasions.
A pint of lager covers most occasions though.


@great-big-stees said
It is. I prefer “dry” wines.👍
LOL nice come back.

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@relentless-red said
A pint of lager covers most occasions though.
Do you add lime to your pint of lager?🤔

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@great-big-stees said
Do you add lime to your pint of lager?🤔
Sounds a bit exotic that. You'll be recommending flavoured crisps next. It all just accelerates the decline into decadence.

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@relentless-red said
I'll buy everyone a drink (while it's still virtually empty 😁).
Very generous of you, sir.

We have coffee, decaf, tea (black, green, or oolong, as well as some herbal tisanes), iced tea, lemonade, and water (with or without ice).

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@suzianne said
If there's no decent rum, I'm outta here.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but this is a diner, not a saloon.

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@great-big-stees said

Is it hot in here or is it just me?🤔
<lowers the thermostat until frost forms on the windows>

Is that better, sir?

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@relentless-red said
Sounds a bit exotic that. You'll be recommending flavoured crisps next. It all just accelerates the decline into decadence.
Outrageous. I have heard that posh gits eat bread with garlic in it and cake made out of cheese.


@the-gravedigger said
Could I have a breakfast burrito please.
Of course, and I am pleased to serve you our very first inaugural breakfast burrito myself.

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@ponderable said

A coffee and a croissant please
Here you are, sir.


@relentless-red said
Full English Breakfast for me please.
Sorry for the delay, sir. Hoping Google and our chef got this right.

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@torunn said
This seems a quiet place - gin, grapefruit juice, and tonic please.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but the closest thing we offer is lemonade.


@the-gravedigger said
Outrageous. I have heard that posh gits eat bread with garlic in it and cake made out of cheese.
Garlic in bread??? It's time that that honest decent folk made a stand.


@Kevin-Eleven
a small bowl of dry sand please
and a plastic spork
thank you

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