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@beowulf said
I clogged the toilet. 😐
Don't cry for me toilet cleaner.


... can't hear you I already left

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@beowulf said
... can't hear you I already left

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You forgot to take your fingers with you! 🙂

-VR



I'll have a coffee, cream and sugar and a nice big piece of cheesecake.
*Looks the business name on menu*
Let me change that, coyote headcheese and prickly pear pie.


@gambrel said
I'll have a coffee, cream and sugar and a nice big piece of cheesecake.
*Looks the business name on menu*
Let me change that, coyote headcheese and prickly pear pie.
Here you go, sir. I was hoping someone would take a chance on that pie. It's a new item from Betty's Bakery down the road.


@kevin-eleven said
Here you go, sir. I was hoping someone would take a chance on that pie. It's a new item from Betty's Bakery down the road.
Hang on a sec. How old is that pie? Betty closed shop years ago.😲😡

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@great-big-stees said
Hang on a sec. How old is that pie? Betty closed shop years ago.😲😡
I just knew you'd be trouble when I saw you ride up on that camel.


@kevin-eleven said
I just knew you'd be trouble when I saw you ride up on that camel.
Well it was a long, hot and very dry trip. Can I get a beer for both of us? No, not you and I…my camel and me.


@great-big-stees said
Well it was a long, hot and very dry trip. Can I get a beer for both of us? No, not you and I…my camel and me.
Sure, but I'll have to refer you to the business next door. The diner doesn't have a beer license, but Carl's Camel Care does.


@kevin-eleven said
Sure, but I'll have to refer you to the business next door. The diner doesn't have a beer license, but Carl's Camel Care does.
Do they have a “Happy Hour”, cuz a wee bit skint?🤞

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@great-big-stees said
Do they have a “Happy Hour”, cuz a wee bit skint?🤞
A man who can afford such posh livery for his camel shouldn't even try to convince me he is the slightest bit skint.

(However, rumor has it that many of the tourists who stop at Al's Pump-N-Shop at the intersection are softies. You might be able to collect some change there -- oh wait! Do people even carry change and paper money these days?)


@great-big-stees said
Hang on a sec. How old is that pie? Betty closed shop years ago.😲😡
The green color was offputting, but it was the pink spots that sealed the deal. A big NO.


@kevin-eleven said
Sure, but I'll have to refer you to the business next door. The diner doesn't have a beer license, but Carl's Camel Care does.
Wait, this is a diner, right?

Do you have chili?

Do you have eggs, like for breakfast?

Can you whip me up a cheese omelet and cover it in chili?

I just got off work and I am famished.


@suzianne said
Wait, this is a diner, right?

Do you have chili?

Do you have eggs, like for breakfast?

Can you whip me up a cheese omelet and cover it in chili?

I just got off work and I am famished.
Hell yes, ma'am!

Our short-order cook and many of our regular customers took the night off and are bunkering in place because they are concerned about our county's history of alien abductions occurring under a full moon.

So I'll see what I can do. Tell you what, why not join me in the kitchen and make some suggestions as this comes together? No charge for any extras on such a night.

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