Go back
The RHP Desert Diner is open for business

The RHP Desert Diner is open for business

General


@the-gravedigger said
Could you put a bun in the oven for me.
Sorry for the delay. Here is your damn bun, sir.

Unfortunately the only butter I can obtain this summer is from abducted cows who have been returned to Earth without evisceration. Most people around here bring their own butter or butter substitutes.

Also, please rest assured that the bun is perfectly safe to eat, inasmuch as the diner's ovens and their operators strictly adhere to BSL7 protocols.


@kevin-eleven said
Sorry for the delay. Here is your damn bun, sir.

Unfortunately the only butter I can obtain this summer is from abducted cows who have been returned to Earth without evisceration. Most people around here bring their own butter or butter substitutes.

Also, please rest assured that the bun is perfectly safe to eat, inasmuch as the diner's ovens and their operators strictly adhere to BSL7 protocols.
I think you have been working too hard Kevin.
Take a break or employ FMF as a waiter.


@kevin-eleven said
Sorry for the delay. Here is your damn bun, sir.

Unfortunately the only butter I can obtain this summer is from abducted cows who have been returned to Earth without evisceration. Most people around here bring their own butter or butter substitutes.

Also, please rest assured that the bun is perfectly safe to eat, inasmuch as the diner's ovens and their operators strictly adhere to BSL7 protocols.
Isn't it a bloody diner?

No butter for pancakes? Bah!


Is this one really a competitio to the tavern?

Business seems to be slow.

So I will sit here and try to obtain a cup of fennel tea.

1 edit


-Removed-
If you had been paying attention you might have noticed that the diner is in an unmapped part of the desert somewhere between Red Rock Canyon and Cassadaga.


Vote Up
Vote Down

-Removed-
Would you use a needle with that thread? 🙂

-VR

3 edits

@ponderable said
Is this one really a competitio to the tavern?

Business seems to be slow.

So I will sit here and try to obtain a cup of fennel tea.
Thank you for your patience, sir.

Heating some water is no problem, and although I don't keep fennel in stock, some of the local artists grow their own herbs, which I'm sure would be fresher than anything I could order with Amazon Prime.

Most of us around here have irregular sleep patterns, but I'm pretty sure Ardyth Marigold would be up at this hour.

I'll just go out for a few minutes if you don't mind. There's a lightning staff behind the counter near the register if you need to defend the place, but the chances of that being necessary are very slim.

P.S. -- No, not really meant as competition to the tavern. Maybe just an expansion for the possibilities to play?

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.