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@yo-its-me said
Battenberg is okay to eat at Breakfast isn't it? I see it on your menu, so it must be.
Ummmmm, pardon my interruption, but what is that?

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@suzianne said
Ummmmm, pardon my interruption, but what is that?
Battenberg is a pink and yellow cake concoction with a marzipan icing. Entirely unsuitable for breakfast but perfect at any other time of the day.

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I have to talk to Stees about his new invention, it simply doesn't work. It's like 'the sorcerer’s apprentice' - totally out of control. Meanwhile we have to keep our voices down, I switched it off but it seems unreliable even with that.

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@neilarini said
Battenberg is a pink and yellow cake concoction with a marzipan icing. Entirely unsuitable for breakfast but perfect at any other time of the day.
I was just going to join you for breakfast and then I saw your plate. Maybe if you cover it with ketchup, add black pudding and bacon, remove the Battenberg, add mushrooms, egg and bacon, you'll be just tea and toast away from a great meal.

I'll have the same with beans, tomatoes and sausages.

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@neilarini said
Battenberg is a pink and yellow cake concoction with a marzipan icing. Entirely unsuitable for breakfast but perfect at any other time of the day.
😞


@suzianne said
Ummmmm, pardon my interruption, but what is that?
Hey Suzianne,
Don't listen to neilarini. Battenberg is a delicious breakfast. It's got almonds in it and fruit, it's made with eggs and butter.
It might be a little bit sweet for first thing, but I like sweet in the morning, sure that's why we have blueberries in our porridge isn't it.
Here, try it with the gingerbread tea.

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@neilarini said
Battenberg is a pink and yellow cake concoction with a marzipan icing. Entirely unsuitable for breakfast but perfect at any other time of the day.
ahhhh, Neil, it sounds terrific for breakfast 😏

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@yo-its-me said
Hey Suzianne,
Don't listen to neilarini. Battenberg is a delicious breakfast. It's got almonds in it and fruit, it's made with eggs and butter.
It might be a little bit sweet for first thing, but I like sweet in the morning, sure that's why we have blueberries in our porridge isn't it.
Here, try it with the gingerbread tea.
sounds awesome

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Thanks to Stees' invention, we now have 13 portions of shrimp omelet, 24 Swedish 'kalops' and 36 vol-au-vent with chicken filling. Anyone? 🙂

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@torunn said
Thanks to Stees' invention, we now have 13 portions of shrimp omelet, 24 Swedish 'kalops' and 36 vol-au-vent with chicken filling. Anyone? 🙂
I'll try the kalops. Is there any particular vegetable you serve with it? If it was scouse I'd do it with red cabbage although the majority would serve it with beetroot.

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@torunn said
Thanks to Stees' invention, we now have 13 portions of shrimp omelet, 24 Swedish 'kalops' and 36 vol-au-vent with chicken filling. Anyone? 🙂
Whoa, perfect timing. Yes torunn I'll have some, thanks. Well I took the new order taking machine back to the manufacturer explaining it's "issues" and as you can see I have it here with me. They have assured me that all the "kinks", like Drewnogal's hair, have been "ironed out". 🤔 . Did I just say that about Drewn's hair? 😲

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@relentless-red said
I'll try the kalops. Is there any particular vegetable you serve with it? If it was scouse I'd do it with red cabbage although the majority would serve it with beetroot.
You eat it with boiled potatoes and pickled beetroot. It's really very nice.


@torunn said
You eat it with boiled potatoes and pickled beetroot. It's really very nice.
I hoyd, that if you ever try and beet root, there'll be hell to pay.

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@torunn said
Thanks to Stees' invention, we now have 13 portions of shrimp omelet, 24 Swedish 'kalops' and 36 vol-au-vent with chicken filling. Anyone? 🙂
Before I go for your delicious food, I'd like to have another strong coffee, then I will dine. And you did a great job on that coffee, merci 😀

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@great-big-stees said
I hoyd, that if you ever try and beet root, there'll be hell to pay.
I've had beet root, Stees. It's cool. Medicinal too

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