The "Start Some Rumors" thread

5. In his younger days, Akizy was a keen table-tennis player, and represented Holland on numerous occasions. David Tebb is the scion of the Tebb dynasty, and will one day inherit Tebb Pharmaceuticals.

6. bbarr conducts philosophy tutorials in a room with only a deckchair and fan, in homage to Ludwig Wittgenstein. His students say that during his lectures he will sometimes remain in silence for up to 10 minutes, apparently deep in concentration, before suddenly breaking wind loudly, and resuming his lecture.

7. Bosse de Nage is a journalist who writes about music and culture and invented the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

Originally posted by Red Night
😀

Originally posted by Bowmann
You're addicted to commending the erroneous.

Originally posted by Red Night
I thought the clown joke was funny.

Maybe you didn't understand it. He was calling you a clown in a clever way. You see, he really wasn't suggesting that you drove to work in a clown car. We all know that's not true. He used the clown car and the 14 clowns as a metaphor to turn you into a clown. Not a clown as in face make up and a funny wig, but a clown in the context of a fool or a goof.

Originally posted by rbmorris
"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f'd up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f'ing amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Originally posted by RookRAK
bowmann is not actually a real person. He is residual code still running from one of Russ's early robomod experiments.

Russ is in reality Carlos Saul Menem

Originally posted by Ravello
Skeeter is a man.

Originally posted by Seitse
Russ is in reality Carlos Saul Menem

Originally posted by Red Night
Maybe you didn't understand it. He was calling you a clown in a clever way. You see, he really wasn't suggesting that you drove to work in a clown car. We all know that's not true. He used the clown car and the 14 clowns as a metaphor to turn you into a clown. Not a clown as in face make up and a funny wig, but a clown in the context of a fool or a goof.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I feel I owe you an apology.

Red Night's a douchebag.
Wait that's not a rumour,it's fact.

Dottie's (Dottewell) profession as a "writer" is actually part-time contract work, under the pseudonym "Lydia Lunchbucket", in her regular reviews of Gay Male Porn found in AVN magazine.