The "Start Some Rumors" thread

Despite his whinning, Phlab will be eating the stripper at his surprise party, as he does at every important event in his life. While pig roasts are good, Phlabbit knows you just can't be the taste of a good roasted stripper.

Also, it is a good way to get your money back, with interest.

Just like the old folk song says: You really can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. Prices may vary.

the St. Louis Rams suck. the opponents just dont try against them, secretly shaving points off a football game to make the Rams appearf good.

RookRak and I, and possibly Coconuts and Ark, are going to exploit this time warp to change history and rule the world, or at least fix our past chess blunders.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
RookRak and I, and possibly Coconuts and Ark, are going to exploit this time warp to change history and rule the world, or at least fix our past chess blunders.

Leisurelysloth and cashthetrash are aspviper's parents.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Leisurelysloth and cashthetrash are aspviper's parents.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Leisurelysloth and cashthetrash are aspviper's parents.

Originally posted by RookRAK
I thought you went to bed.

Nordlys secretly reads Penthouse, but publicly denies it.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Nordlys secretly reads Penthouse, but publicly denies it.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
XanthosNZ has a lot of friends.

Originally posted by RookRAK
Nordlys secretly is an editor for Penthouse.

Despite having over 250,000 registered users, studies have shown that there are actually only 73 distinct red hot pawn users, all multiple violators of TOS Section 3(a).

Even more surprising, 65 of these 73 people live on the same street, in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona. They are all unaware of this fact.

Of the remaining 8, only 3 are human. The top-rated non-human is a Ring-tailed lemur living in the Cincinnati Zoo.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Chess ability is genetic.