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Originally posted by jimmyb270
No-one asked me if I wanted an elephant either, I've had this one for ages. Actually it's probably about time I got a new one. I'll sell him to you if you want.
I'll give you ten bucks for it.

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
No-one asked me if I wanted an elephant either, I've had this one for ages. Actually it's probably about time I got a new one. I'll sell him to you if you want.
How much?

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Originally posted by Starrman
How much?
I'll rent an elephant to you for twenty bucks. Special discount.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I'll rent an elephant to you for twenty bucks. Special discount.
Special discount! When you're trying to buy mine for 10? Think we wouldn't notice?

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Originally posted by Starrman
How much?
Make me an offer. Better than ten bucks if you would.

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Um, i think you guys are straying off the topic...oh wait! there is no topic... okay, carry on...

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Originally posted by Starrman
How much?
Ok, 17.95 and I'll throw in a shovel, but that's my final offer. I've got a family to feed.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Ok, 17.95 and I'll throw in a shovel, but that's my final offer. I've got a family to feed.
I don't know, I already have a shovel. Make it a pitchfork and I'll consider it.

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
I don't know, I already have a shovel. Make it a pitchfork and I'll consider it.
I'll give you 17.96, a ptichfork and a little respect

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So......ummmm......<ding>

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'll give you 17.96, a ptichfork and a little respect
How little?

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
How little?
just a little bit

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Originally posted by Starrman
just a little bit
...but more than Rodney Dangerfield got.

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Oh, by the way, I'll need p&p from you too, and it will amount to quite a lot, what with him being an elephant and all.

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
Oh, by the way, I'll need p&p from you too, and it will amount to quite a lot, what with him being an elephant and all.
I will sell you a female elephant for 300 bucks.