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Originally posted by hopscotch
I will sell you a female elephant for 300 bucks.
Indian or African?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I will sell you a female elephant for 300 bucks.
i don't have 300 bucks, but i can give you 200 bucks and 150 does...

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Originally posted by dfm65
...but more than Rodney Dangerfield got.
Rodney Dangerfield was such an ugly kid, his Mother used to breast-feed him through a straw.

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Originally posted by Starrman
You haven't missed anything, Seinfeld is the worst form of comedy drivel ever to be given re-runs.
BANG

Sorry. Somebody just had to shoot him.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Indian or African?
It's Chinese, new breed, fresh from the zoo. My "friend" brought it over when he was on "holiday". Would you like it to be Indian? It can be arranged. African is a bit of a problem nowadays.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Indian or African?
My elephant is Cockney, if you're still interested in him.

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
My elephant is Cockney, if you're still interested in him.
Alright, as long as the rest of him's straight 😀


Thank you, i'll be here all week 🙂

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I think my shoelaces are going to break soon.

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Only users lose drugs

drugs
are
really
exspensive

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Only users lose drugs

drugs
are
really
exspensive
Oh. They're not that expensive here in Holland.
Unless you're talking about cigarettes and alcohol...they're tax-hiked to the extreme and very expensive.

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No, really. They're all frayed, it's bad. I'm worried about them. They're the best shoelaces I've ever had.