Originally posted by ravenswoodYou took the words right out of my typing fingers. There is a special place in Hell just for figure skaters who use that as their soundtrack.
The Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler
I get a cavity every time I hear it. Yuck.
So I will have to submit my second choice: 'Morning Train' by Sheena Easton.
"Sometimes When We Touch (The Honesty's Too Much)" by Dan Hill deserves a kick in the teeth.
"Hot Girl's In Love" is an insult to all Mankind.
The worst ever is one I don't know the title of, or even the words to, but it has like a Tarzan yell in it "Whyeeyeyeyeyeyeyey don't you use it?" over and over again. Makes me want to get a rocket launcher.
"If I Had A Rocket Launcher" also sucks mightily.
Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance!
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.
Dancez!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin’ the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance
We can dance if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody’s takin’ the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it’s the safety dance
It’s the safety dance
Well it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Originally posted by KneverKnightAhem, I believe that would be "The Reflex" by Duran Duran. Showing my 1980s roots here.
The worst ever is one I don't know the title of, or even the words to, but it has like a Tarzan yell in it "Whyeeyeyeyeyeyeyey don't you use it?" over and over again. Makes me want to get a rocket launcher.
I can never remember the name of MY least favourite song either, if I can bring myself to call it a song. But it's by the Bloodhound Gang and has the marvellous chorus: "you and me baby we're nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".
A sentiment so charming, I want to bottle it.
And then bury it beneath the floor of a disused nuclear shelter.