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Originally posted by eatmybishop
things god made a mistake with
My third leg curves to the left... and one ball hangs lower than the other one.

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Originally posted by epic0002
My third leg curves to the left... and one ball hangs lower than the other one.
His fault you ignored all your other nice, expensive toys as a child?


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
His fault you ignored all your other nice, expensive toys as a child?


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We were so poor that if I didn't have "it" I'd have had nothing to play with.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
We were so poor that if I didn't have "it" I'd have had nothing to play with.
we were so poor we only had two kinds of siblings: boys and girls.

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Some Christmas Times all our family exchanged were glances.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Some Christmas Times all our family exchanged were glances.
right. at christmas we used to cut off the tail of our christmas lizard 'Lucky', and slice it up for presents. Even Lucky got a slice, so he could gather strength to grow a new one for next year.

it would've been okay otherwise, but Lucky lived in the toilet bowl all year around. ...I guess it was the warmest place, as we didn't have a roof. 😕

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Obviously, religion.
I always find it amusing how the most secular of countries, Sweden is so peace loving with great social programs, whereas the self described, most religious country, America, has no social programs worth speaking of and absolutely adores violence and embraces it at every turn(ie: reelecting a war monger, etc ).

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
God is perfect. His plan is perfect. He makes no mistakes. None. Seeming goofs, contradictions, anomalies, incongruities and question

marks in our finite foreheads simply attest to the facts: (1) That His perfect happiness also enjoys a healthy sense of humor; (2) That

He's a gentleman who respects both His angelic and human creatures' volition an ...[text shortened]... ains a curiosity. Figure it's a humility lesson: Forget the taste. Eat 'em anyway.



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Or the more simple explanation: his lack of existence.

Occam's razor

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Originally posted by wormwood
right. at christmas we used to cut off the tail of our christmas lizard 'Lucky', and slice it up for presents. Even Lucky got a slice, so he could gather strength to grow a new one for next year.

it would've been okay otherwise, but Lucky lived in the toilet bowl all year around. ...I guess it was the warmest place, as we didn't have a roof. 😕
rotflmao... but the very best time we ever remember having was that nice summer family reunion, when

things got a little rowdy and it wasn't until the next morning that we discovered the pigs ate grandpa.


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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I always find it amusing how the most secular of countries, Sweden is so peace loving with great social programs, whereas the self described, most religious country, America, has no social programs worth speaking of and absolutely adores violence and embraces it at every turn(ie: reelecting a war monger, etc ).

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Respect your point of view.

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Originally posted by ark13
Or the more simple explanation: his lack of existence.

Occam's razor
And yours too.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
rotflmao... but the very best time we ever remember having was that nice summer family reunion, when

things got a little rowdy and it wasn't until the next morning that we discovered the pigs ate grandpa.


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My very best family reunion is when I hooked up with my cousin I never met before and things got a little rowdy... and yeah.. somebody realized she got eaten the night before too.

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Originally posted by epic0002
My very best family reunion is when I hooked up with my cousin I never met before and things got a little rowdy... and yeah.. somebody realized she got eaten the night before too.
Was it as good as Texas barbicue?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Was it as good as Texas barbicue?
Texas food sucks

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
And yours too.
Can you clarify?

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