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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Communion stinks.
That's because people often fart when they kneel down.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
That's because people often fart when they kneel down.
It's happening to me while I'm penting. I thought it was the Whale song for a while. I thought the Great Whale was actually speaking to me, as the prophet Nordlys said he would. Then the smell hit.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It's happening to me while I'm penting. I thought it was the Whale song for a while. I thought the Great Whale was actually speaking to me, as the prophet Nordlys said he would. Then the smell hit.
Oh the power of the clothes pin.
I live near Greeley remember ?

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Oh the power of the clothes pin.
I live near Greeley remember ?
Oof-da, oh yeah! In Loveland we always know when there's an east wind. I really don't know how you can take it. One ride through there in August and I'm off beef for a week.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Oof-da, oh yeah! In Loveland we always know when there's an east wind. I really don't know how you can take it. One ride through there in August and I'm off beef for a week.
Thank The Faith Whale for the predominately westerly winds.
Can I get an amen ?

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Thank The Faith Whale for the predominately westerly winds.
Can I get an amen ?
AAAAAAMEN!!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
AAAAAAMEN!!!!
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud
of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.

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Originally posted by kwgoodwin
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out ...[text shortened]... one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.
Can you add a whale into the joke somewhere? Then it would be great!

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Can you add a whale into the joke somewhere? Then it would be great!
I wailed because it was so bad, does that help?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I wailed because it was so bad, does that help?
I'm just trying to support this Faith Whalism, in the hope I get caught up in it. I don't have much faith in faith, however.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
AAAAAAMEN!!!!
Who would have guessed that MC would say amen??
Has the Faith Whale changed you brother MC??

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Who would have guessed that MC would say amen??
Has the Faith Whale changed you brother MC??
I rolled a nut when I shifted my weight and that noise came out.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I rolled a nut when I shifted my weight and that noise came out.
Oh! An olfactory Reminiscing of your last trip to Greeley??

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Oh! An olfactory Reminiscing of your last trip to Greeley??
No, I mean when one of the "boys" gets caught in a fold in your jeans when you move wrong.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
No, I mean when one of the "boys" gets caught in a fold in your jeans when you move wrong.
Crickey!lol

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