Originally posted by RookRAKNow that I have PENTED and REPENTED, I cannot imagine a life without COD anymore. COD, or WHALE FATHER as He is also called, wants us to be happy, but He has given us FREE WILL, so it's your CHOICE whether you want to have FAITH and be HAPPY, or whether you want to continue your unwhalish ways and go to HELL. COD will not reveal the FAITH WHALE SONG to you until you have PENTED and REPENTED because if you knew how good it is, it wouldn't be a real CHOICE, because nobody would say no to something so good. I will PRAY for you, and if you are ready, I am willing to share my FAITH WHALE with you.
I'm just trying to support this Faith Whalism, in the hope I get caught up in it. I don't have much faith in faith, however.
REWHALATION, 3:45 And those who had listened to the FAITH WHALE SONG rejoiced. 46 But those who had closed their hearts and had used their FREE WILL to make the wrong choice wailed in terror.
Originally posted by NordlysOh great wise and spiritual one, in tune with every note of the Great Whale I have a question about an incident I've gotten myself into. I have just swallowed a prophet from Ninivah. Seems his shipmates didn't want him and tossed him overboard like so much ballast. I have to admit I was quite hungry at the time, and gobbled him up, thinking "Screw the diet, I've never tried fresh thrown prophet, and I've heard so much about it". Well it seems baleen is poor dentition for chewing prophet, and I had to swallow the bugger whole. Now he's down there praying day and night(quite loudly I might add. It's keeping me up. Haven't slept for 2 days and nights!).
Now that I have PENTED and REPENTED, I cannot imagine a life without COD anymore. COD, or WHALE FATHER as He is also called, wants us to be happy, but He has given us FREE WILL, so it's your CHOICE whether you want to have FAITH and be HAPPY, or whether you want to continue your unwhalish ways and go to HELL. COD will not reveal the FAITH WHALE SONG to you u ...[text shortened]... ad closed their hearts and had used their FREE WILL to make the wrong choice wailed in terror.
So my question: Can the Great Whale cure me of my affliction, or will it pass on it's own?
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThe easiest solution would be to spit him out, but on the other hand, that's exactly what he wants you to do, and you shouldn't listen to false prophets. So it would be best to keep him inside. It probably won't take much longer until he dies, and you'll be able to sleep again.
Oh great wise and spiritual one, in tune with every note of the Great Whale I have a question about an incident I've gotten myself into. I have just swallowed a prophet from Ninivah. Seems his shipmates didn't want him and tossed him overboard like so much ballast. I have to admit I was quite hungry at the time, and gobbled him up, thinking "Screw the die ...[text shortened]... y question: Can the Great Whale cure me of my affliction, or will it pass on it's own?
5 BOOK OF WHALES, 12:24 Learn the difference between "it's" and "its", for COD loves those who spell correctly.
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Originally posted by NordlysBook of Whales Letter to the Orcans, 3:12- Learn the difference between those who know not of "its" and "it's", and those who make typos. For the Good Whale knowest and loveth those who judge not he who has not had his coffee.
The easiest solution would be to spit him out, but on the other hand, that's exactly what he wants you to do, and you shouldn't listen to false prophets. So it would be best to keep him inside. It probably won't take much longer until he dies, and you'll be able to sleep again.
5 BOOK OF WHALES, 12:24 Learn the difference between "it's" and "its", for COD loves those who spell correctly.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowI'll go and pent and repent right away. 😳
Book of Whales Letter to the Orcans, 3:12- Learn the difference between those who know not of "its" and "it's", and those who make typos. For the Good Whale knowest and loveth those who judge not he who has not had his coffee.