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Originally posted by mikelom
Is sentient your favourite word?
That's precisely the sort of nonsense I might expect from a pathological pseudo-sentient. Let's see if I can simulate the pseudo-sentient "robo-thought" processes:

Step 1: Sentient being attacking us.
Step 2: Look for superficial linguistic argument that I can use out of context and nonsensically (without realizing the latter).
Step 3: Pattern "observation": Sentient being used the term "sentient" several times recently.
Step 4: A completely different sentient being, in a completely different context, responding to nonsensical repetition by a pseudo-sentient, once said: "Is X your favorite word?"
Step 5: "Is X your favorite word?" was an attack by the other sentient on a different pseudo-sentient.
Step 6: Mimic attack of previous sentient in attacking current sentient, substituting current word 'sentient' for previous word X.
Step 7: Print: "Is 'sentient' your favorite word?"
Step 8: Wait for response.
Step 9: Evaluate response.
Step 10: uh-oh...

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
That's precisely the sort of nonsense I might expect from a pathological pseudo-sentient. Let's see if I can simulate the pseudo-sentient "robo-thought" processes:

Step 1: Sentient being attacking us.
Step 2: Look for superficial linguistic argument that I can use out of context and nonsensically (without realizing the latter).
Step 3: Pattern "obs ...[text shortened]... d?"
Step 8: Wait for response.
Step 9: Evaluate response.
Step 10: uh-oh...
Must be terrifying for you!

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C'est mon coeur qui parle. 🙄

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Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes.

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Originally posted by kenan
C'est mon coeur qui parle. 🙄
Sure it is, skull-boy. Et je suis un petite chou.

Edit: Since you're 'The Turk' I guess those are Armenians...

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Originally posted by mikelom
Must be terrifying for you!
Would you as-if like it to be, Hiawatha?

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Sure it is, skull-boy. Et je suis un petite chou.
Peut-etre c'est mon ane qui a parle.

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Would you as-if like it to be, Hiawatha?
I don't need to qualify myself.

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins

Edit: Since you're 'The Turk' I guess those are Armenians...
OMG, that's so racist.

Everyone is my brother no matter their ethnicity. Turk, Kurd, Armenian, English, Danish....doesn't matter.

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Originally posted by kenan
Peut-etre c'est mon ane qui a parle.
Pretty close 'bub:

"For Choronzon is as it were the shell or excrement of these three paths, and therefore is his head raised unto Daäth..."

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Pretty close 'bub:

"For Choronzon is as it were the shell or excrement of these three paths, and therefore is his head raised unto Daäth..."
Knob head 😛

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Originally posted by kenan
OMG, that's so racist.

Everyone is my brother no matter their ethnicity. Turk, Kurd, Armenian, English, Danish....doesn't matter.
Mark is a master of philosophy, obviously. I'm sure he will ground a defensive justification which, with referral to Socrates or Dionysus, will remove any trace of racism from his kind remark. 😉

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Pretty close 'bub:

"For Choronzon is as it were the shell or excrement of these three paths, and therefore is his head raised unto Daäth..."
Many of my best friends are Kurdish and I had an Armenian girlfriend.


Anyway, do not forget that you are the descendant of colonists who gave blankets so that Natives would not be cold in the winter. How sweet and thoughtful of them.

Such an unfortunate coincidence that those blankets were full of small-pox.:'(

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Originally posted by kenan
OMG, that's so racist.

Everyone is my brother no matter their ethnicity. Turk, Kurd, Armenian, English, Danish....doesn't matter.
I didn't know that Turks constituted their own race.

Robo-thought process:

Step 1: Sentient being attacking me.
Step 2: Look for some out-of-context and nonsensical linguistic argument against sentient being.
Step 3: Pattern "observation": sentient referred to Turks in the context of Armenian genocide.
Step 4: Faulty analogy: Nationality similar to race.
Step 5: Another sentient once used a superficially similar argument, in a completely different context and against a pseudo-sentient spouting racist nonsense. I am completely oblivious to the nuances of the current situation, in which a sentient being is picking out my superficial attempts to mimic sentient beings (e.g., 'the Turk'😉 and combining them with attacks on my absurd pathological pattern promulgation (e.g., my skulls).
Step 6: Mimic previous sentient in attacking current sentient.
Step 7: Print: "Oh my god, how racist..."

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Originally posted by mikelom
I don't need to qualify myself.
You mean, you're "pre-qualified"? Just like my doG that received a credit application once...