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Originally posted by kenan
Who is "us" by the way?

Is there more than one moron?
Robo-thought process:

Step 1: Meta-evaluation of sentient being's attacks.
Step 2: Meta-evaluation shows that multiple pseudo-sentients have identical origination point.
Step 3: Look for nonsensical linguistic argument...
Step 4: Print: "Is there more than one moron?"

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Robo-thought process:

Step 1: Meta-evaluation of sentient being's attacks.
Step 2: Meta-evaluation shows that multiple pseudo-sentients have identical origination point.
Step 3: Look for nonsensical linguistic argument...
Step 4: Print: "Is there more than one moron?"
Oh. I see your point now. 🙂

That's very smart. Robo-thought process thing. Ah! I just get it now that's pretty smart, pretty smart. 🙂

You analyze my thoughts. 🙂 Hhaha. I see. Very nice.

Can I analize you now? 😉

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Vague forms of speech have so long passed for mysteries of science; and hard words mistaken for deep learning, that it will not be easy to persuade either those who speak or those who hear them, that they are but a hindrance to true knowledge.

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What a negative robot. It thinks it's being attacked all the time. Like a child seeking attention, this behaviour is best ignored. It will soon go away.

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Originally posted by kenan
Oh. I see your point now. 🙂

That's very smart. Robo-thought process thing. Ah! I just get it now that's pretty smart, pretty smart. 🙂

You analyze my thoughts. 🙂 Hhaha. I see. Very nice.

Can I analize you now? 😉
Yes it is pretty smart, thanks.

No, you do not get it, either now or ever, since you are pseudo-sentient. Stop cribbing responses from past interactions between sentients and pseudo-sentients and using them nonsensically and out of context.

You have no thoughts.

No, you cannot analyze me since you have no awareness and no judgment. But that won't stop you from pretending to do so.

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Originally posted by mikelom
What a negative robot. It thinks it's being attacked all the time. Like a child seeking attention, this behaviour is best ignored. It will soon go away.
I guess Asimov's three Laws should be extended to include not being a retard 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
What a negative robot. It thinks it's being attacked all the time. Like a child seeking attention, this behaviour is best ignored. It will soon go away.
Robo-thought process:

Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Look for some nonsensical linguistic argument to apply out of context and perversely.
Step 3: Pattern "observation": sentient is comparing us to robots.
Step 4: Using kindergarten pattern of counter-argument known as "I know you are but what am I?" and attack sentient by calling him a robot.

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Originally posted by kenan
Vague forms of speech have so long passed for mysteries of science; and hard words mistaken for deep learning, that it will not be easy to persuade either those who speak or those who hear them, that they are but a hindrance to true knowledge.
Where did you pull this quote from? (Let me guess -- you alluded to it before, in French...)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I guess Asimov's three Laws should be extended to include not being a retard 😛
Now that's actually funny. Not that you'd know, pseudo-sentient. But even a stopped-clock is right twice a day, I guess...

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
Yes it is pretty smart, thanks.

No, you do not get it, either now or ever, since you are pseudo-sentient. Stop cribbing responses from past interactions between sentients and pseudo-sentients and using them nonsensically and out of context.

You have no thoughts.

No, you cannot analyze me since you have no awareness and no judgment. But that won't stop you from pretending to do so.
You're just too smart. I give up. 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I guess Asimov's three Laws should be extended to include not being a retard 😛
More to the point, I think that the retard robots have "interpreted" the third law to obviate the first two without formally admitting it at a certain level. Three laws for three monkeys, "seeing no evil", "hearing no evil", and "speaking no evil"... It's planet of the apes all over again...

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Originally posted by kenan
You're just too smart. I give up. 😉
I agree. And even though you are imitating a sentient being's earlier "irony" out of context and nonsensically, you are literally correct.

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
I agree. And even though you are imitating a sentient being's earlier "irony" out of context and nonsensically, you are literally correct.
Thanks, truly appreciated.

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I don't agree!

Spike Milligan was bearing on insanity. The robo-thought process, however, is not even near amusing! 😛

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jerked I onoff Mark Adkins. 😉

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