Originally posted by Mark AdkinsStep 1 - Be Knob head
I didn't know that Turks constituted their own race.
Robo-thought process:
Step 1: Sentient being attacking me.
Step 2: Look for some out-of-context and nonsensical linguistic argument against sentient being.
Step 3: Pattern "observation": sentient referred to Turks in the context of Armenian genocide.
Step 4: Faulty analogy: Nationality simil ...[text shortened]... evious sentient in attacking current sentient.
Step 7: Print: "Oh my god, how racist..."
Step 2 - Repeat.
I've got you marked. 😛
Originally posted by Mark AdkinsAre you a moron or you are pretending to be moron on chess forums?
I didn't know that Turks constituted their own race.
Robo-thought process:
Step 1: Sentient being attacking me.
Step 2: Look for some out-of-context and nonsensical linguistic argument against sentient being.
Step 3: Pattern "observation": sentient referred to Turks in the context of Armenian genocide.
Step 4: Faulty analogy: Nationality simil ...[text shortened]... evious sentient in attacking current sentient.
Step 7: Print: "Oh my god, how racist..."
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundRobo-thought process:
Knob head 😛
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Look for some nonsensical and out of context linguistic attack...
Step 3: Sentient being used the word "head".
Step 4: Find random insult using the word "head".
Step 5: Print: "knob-head".
Originally posted by kenanRobo-thought process:
Are you a moron or you are pretending to be moron on chess forums?
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Find some nonsensical and out of context linguistic argument...
Step 3: Sentient has called us "morons".
Step 4: Call sentient a "moron" several times.
Originally posted by Mark AdkinsHe never called you anything, he asked you a question.
Robo-thought process:
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Find some nonsensical and out of context linguistic argument...
Step 3: Sentient has called us "morons".
Step 4: Call sentient a "moron" several times.
You're not even pretend intelligent mate 😛
Originally posted by mikelomRobo-thought process:
Which asylum? I'll visit and give the white jacket a tighter tug! 😛
Step 1: Sentient is attacking us.
Step 2: Look for some out of context linguistic argument and nonsensically apply it...
Step 3: A previous sentient being once called us crazy when we were babbling crazy nonsense.
Step 4: Mimic previous attack by sentient in attacking current sentient.
Step 5: Print-quote-out-of-context: "Which asylum? I'll visit and give the white jacket a tighter tug!"
Step 6: Blithely overlook my own weird, nonsensical and crazy posts to RHP forums while pretending to be the soul of sanity.
Originally posted by Mark AdkinsMoron-thought process.
Robo-thought process:
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Find some nonsensical and out of context linguistic argument...
Step 3: Sentient has called us "morons".
Step 4: Call sentient a "moron" several times.
Step 1: Make a random moronic statement.
Step 2: Make sure that it a racist moronic statement.
Step 3: Pretend like you did not offend anyone.
Step 4: Keep being a moron by thinking everything is a joke.
Step 5: Try to get out of the situation by pretending to be a moron.
Step 6: Keep posting nonsense instead of apologizing.
Originally posted by kenanI liked my one better 😛
Moron-thought process.
Step 1: Make a random moronic statement.
Step 2: Make sure that it a racist moronic statement.
Step 3: Pretend like you did not offend anyone.
Step 4: Keep being a moron by thinking everything is a joke.
Step 5: Try to get out of the situation by pretending to be a moron.
Step 6: Keep posting nonsense instead of apologizing.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundRobo-thought process:
He never called you anything, he asked you a question.
You're not even pretend intelligent mate 😛
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Look for some nonsensical linguistic argument...
Step 3: As-if deliberately confuse a rhetorical question which functioned as an insult, with a genuine question.
Step 4: Pattern "observation": sentient refers to our imitations as being "as-if"; imitate sentient nonsensically by using his own argument against him.
Step 5: Print: "You're not even pretend intelligent..."
Originally posted by kenanRobo-thought process:
Moron-thought process.
Step 1: Make a random moronic statement.
Step 2: Make sure that it a racist moronic statement.
Step 3: Pretend like you did not offend anyone.
Step 4: Keep being a moron by thinking everything is a joke.
Step 5: Try to get out of the situation by pretending to be a moron.
Step 6: Keep posting nonsense instead of apologizing.
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Imitate sentient being's own arguments, out of context and nonsensically.
Step 3: Slightly modify sentient being's arguments, using a different insulting word he once called us.
Step 4: Post imitative list similar to sentient's, with "moron" substituted.
Originally posted by Mark AdkinsWho is "us" by the way?
Robo-thought process:
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Imitate sentient being's own arguments, out of context and nonsensically.
Step 3: Slightly modify sentient being's arguments, using a different insulting word he once called us.
Step 4: Post imitative list similar to sentient's, with "moron" substituted.
Is there more than one moron?
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundRobo-thought process:
[b]DON'T FEED THE TROLL[/b]
Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Sentient being is persistent.
Step 3: Look for nonsensical linguistic attack to use out of context...
Step 4: A sentient being once correctly challenged the nonsensical provocation of a pseudo-sentient as trolling.
Step 5: Impugn the sentient being as a "troll". As-if hope this dismissively ends sentient's attacks.