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Re: Mummies playing chess

"Geraldine Pavlick is excited to have her naked body skinned, filleted and posed diving for a volleyball before millions of viewers at Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds exhibit of real human bodies after she dies.... She is one of the roughly 8,000 living people on von Hagens' donor list to have her body preserved through a process called "plastination," in which the tissue and bone from *her corpse will be infused with silicone and essentially turned into plastic*. Von Hagens invented the process of plastination in the 1970s and has since processed hundreds of donated bodies and positioned them in a variety of poses playing sports, musical instruments, chess..."

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Originally posted by mikelom
I don't agree!

Spike Milligan was bearing on insanity. The robo-thought process, however, is not even near amusing! 😛
True, your robo-thought processes are not amusing.

Edit: Except inadvertently, and then only to those whose Weltschmertz has not taken hold or has been temporarily suspended by the ingestion of alcohol...

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Originally posted by kenan
jerked I onoff Mark Adkins. 😉

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Typical robo-thought-process slime of the pseudo-sentients.

Driven to their usual perverse lows (sex + hostility) but unable to express this coherently in a safe fashion, they babble ungrammatical sentences as-if meant to suggest the same thing when parsed according to flexible, alternative syntactical patterns...

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
True, your robo-thought processes are not amusing.

Edit: Except inadvertently, and then only to those whose Weltschmertz has not taken hold or has been temporarily suspended by the ingestion of alcohol...
Fortunately I do not ingest alcohol. Perhaps that is why your thought process is verging on insanity as you, or your robo-thought process, as you put it, probably cannot comprehend my sobriety?

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Originally posted by mikelom
Fortunately I do not ingest alcohol. Perhaps that is why your thought process is verging on insanity as you, or your robo-thought process, as you put it, probably cannot comprehend my sobriety?
You don't have mental states, including sobriety or inebriety. You're just babbling as usual, chess-mummy...

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P.S. Mikelom -- hasn't your half-hour about run out? And where are the chaps with your bath-chair and cup of cocoa?

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
P.S. Mikelom -- hasn't your half-hour about run out? And where are the chaps with your bath-chair and cup of cocoa?
Wife and baba have gone to visit grand sister. My half hour has become my prerogative. Glad you take interest in my time keeping. I'm flattered.

As for blabbering..... I think you robo-thought process crap is quite badly programmed! 😛

But then again, I can't think. I have no mental state, as you kindly stated! 😀😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
Wife and baba have gone to visit grand sister. My half hour has become my prerogative. Glad you take interest in my time keeping. I'm flattered.

As for blabbering..... I think you robo-thought process crap is quite badly programmed! 😛
I'm well aware that it's five minutes to eight and that the last bus is due at nine after. Don't as-if imagine that I'll become distracted by your latest fictitious, pseudo-sentient nonsense. I guess the 'old-woman' is supposed to be your mother or mother-in-law but really one confabulation is as good as another...

Edit: That's right, you have no consciousness, And why is that statement 'kindly'?

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Originally posted by kenan
OMG, that's so racist.

Everyone is my brother no matter their ethnicity. Turk, Kurd, Armenian, English, Danish....doesn't matter.
Those of Swedish ancestry too? 😀


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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
I'm well aware that it's five minutes to eight and that the last bus is due at nine after. Don't as-if imagine that I'll become distracted by your latest fictitious, pseudo-sentient nonsense. I guess the 'old-woman' is supposed to be your mother or mother-in-law but really one confabulation is as good as another...

Edit: That's right, you have no consciousness, And why is that statement 'kindly'?
It's been a pleasure, really. Don't miss your bus or the terror of Monsieur Defarge will cloak you if you don't make your cell tonight. And please, ensure they lock the jacket to ensure your deamons don't self-inflict further damage. 😉

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Holy crap...go to my parents for Easter dinner and this junk is going on.

Insanity at it's finest!

Dave

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
Holy crap...go to my parents for Easter dinner and this junk is going on.

Insanity at it's finest!

Dave
Robo-thought process:

Step 1: Sentient being is attacking us.
Step 2: Find some nonsensical and out of context linguistic argument about Easter and parent and dinner and junk etc ...
Step 3: Sentient has called us "insane".
Step 4: Call sentient a "insane" several times.

🙄

ROFLMFAO.

p.s. God bless you Mark Adkins. I've never laughed so hard in my whole life. You're something.

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You have to give some credit

In 36 years I have NEVER used

"confabulation"

in a sentence...after all of the jack and Cokes i have had...I do not even have the energy to look that word up.

Hail to Mark Adkins!!! Thesaurus Expert for us all!!!

Dave

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Five words only? Please!

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Originally posted by coquette
Five words only? Please!
Sure did become loose for awhile but that's okay. Thanks.