Toilet Seat: Up/Down?

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Down because I have good aim. 😛

that'll all change the day you start having sex.

Originally posted by wormwood
that'll all change the day you start having sex.

te-he!

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Personally, I'm with Smaug. I keep the lid down to avoid having a bathroom full of faecal matter.

what's a human but a hollow flesh tube filled with feces anyway? watching from high orbit with eyes of cold alien intelligence, you could easily say that producing and carrying crap around is our main function on this earth.

Originally posted by wormwood
what's a human but a hollow flesh tube filled with feces anyway? watching from high orbit with eyes of cold alien intelligence, you could easily say that producing and carrying crap around is our main function on this earth.

Hope for the Flowers!

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I got rid of my kitchen toilet for that very reason.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hope for the Flowers!

an optimist might say that producing organic fertilizer and excessive greenhouse gasses makes mankind a huge success in its quest in promoting wild growth of our green brothers in the kingdom of green.

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I think it's more than likely.

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And to think, I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

Originally posted by Raven69
And to think, I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

You'll never look at your toothbrush the same way again! 😛

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an odour is very small solid pieces of whatever you're smelling. when you smell crap, it's actually tiny turds that your olfactory receptors detect. the only difference between eating and smelling crap is the amount you take in.

Originally posted by wormwood
an odour is very small solid pieces of whatever you're smelling. when you smell crap, it's actually tiny turds that your olfactory receptors detect. the only difference between eating and smelling crap is the amount you take in.

I laugh at those who breath through their mouth to avoid smelling.

I hold my breath, and worse comes to worse I breath through my shirt.

Other than that, I can get into and out of the bathroom holding my breath 9 out of 10 times.

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
You'll never look at your toothbrush the same way again! 😛

Eugh, and I'm about to go brush my teeth too.