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Toilet Seat: Up/Down?

Toilet Seat: Up/Down?

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Originally posted by zozozozo
Hmmm, i dont think so, what is "freeze-dried"?
when it comes right out your *the place its last been* and you drop it in the grass you also smell it right?
So i dont think the water is a factor in this issue😛
Freeze-dried, how is the right translation for the Swedish 'frys-torkad'? Help me find the right expression...

How do they produce instant coffee? They dry it with some kind of freezing method, I think? Many 'astronaut meals' are freeze-dried, just add water and heat.

Well, when you sniff in a bag of freeze-dried product, it is quite odourless. I suppose that even a freeze-dried turd is quite odour-less. But I don't know why they would freeze-dry a turd? Perhaps in space?

Edit: "Freeze-drying", yes, it's the right word alright.

Look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_drying if you want to know more.
"Freeze-drying (also known as lyophilization or cryodesiccation) is a dehydration process typically used to preserve a perishable material or make the material more convenient for transport. Freeze-drying works by freezing the material and then reducing the surrounding pressure and adding enough heat to allow the frozen water in the material to sublime directly from the solid phase to gas."

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
Freeze-dried, how is the right translation for the Swedish 'frys-torkad'? Help me find the right expression...

How do they produce instant coffee? They dry it with some kind of freezing method, I think? Many 'astronaut meals' are freeze-dried, just add water and heat.

Well, when you sniff in a bag of freeze-dried product, it is quite odourless. I su low the frozen water in the material to sublime directly from the solid phase to gas."
Only the RHP family can formulate a thesis on turd aroma theory.......Go figure.

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Up down who cares. http://www.toiletseatlifter.com/

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Up down who cares. http://www.toiletseatlifter.com/
Wonder if it comes with a funnel for the aim impaired?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by lausey
There will be water within the turd itself, so it doesn't have to drop into water to smell it. Freeze drying will be a process of freezing the turd and extracting the water by sublimation under reduced pressure, so it will no longer smell. Although it isn't common practice to freeze dry turds.
i see,

well i wouldnt mind a cartain amount of turd aerosoles on my toothbrush:p

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Originally posted by smw6869
Wonder if it comes with a funnel for the aim impaired?

GRANNY.
or a midget that helps you with the toilet paper part

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Originally posted by zozozozo
Aight, we all know women can whine about the toilet seat. They think it should be Down at all times. But males need it mostly up.
I think this thought is pretty fair:
Men need the seat up; they put it up
Women need the seat down; they put it down.

What are your thoughts on this?

Personaly i live in a house with 3 women, so i usualy put the seat back down again when im done. But this is purely because im such a gentlemen🙂
Men need it both up and down. In any case, it depends on how much you respect the women you live with. It's one of those things you can vary in order to play passive aggressive head games.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Men need it both up and down. In any case, it depends on how much you respect the women you live with. It's one of those things you can vary in order to play passive aggressive head games.
so if the woman loves the man, she would put it up for him after shes done? (chances are bigger hes going to need it up).