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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
28. A mispoken word.


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Take me to the magic of the moment.

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29. With strep throat - anything.

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Originally posted by Badwater
29. With strep throat - anything.
30. Bones (little sharp chicken, medium sized turkey and large blunt

bones of contention within an organization, circle of friends or family.



Clarence Odbody


:'(

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31. Swords

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Its quite a simple equation

(pi) * Throat radius^2 + x = A difficult thing to swallow

x = Any given number

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Originally posted by Bonfa
Its quite a simple equation

(pi) * Throat radius^2 + x = A difficult thing to swallow

x = Any given number

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32. "A simple equation" (in the shallow throats of uninitiated and deprived).



Clarence


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
32. "A simple equation"



Clarence


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33. Oxymora.

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Originally posted by Mathurine
33. Oxymora.
Mathurine, may I ask a question... about pleonasms?




Clarence

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Originally posted by Mathurine
33. Oxymora.
33.b... Gradual death by esophageal occlusion and shortness of breath,

courtesy of a well intentioned though unwashed global oxycution squad.



Clarence


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34. ________________

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What's the best kept secret about preparing Haggis properly?




15. Haggis (for the uninitiated).


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Tried haggis this past May on a visit to the UK. Nothing like I figured it'd be. Not only did I survive it but it was really quite good. Truth is, the part that was making me hesitate was the oats. OATS, PHOOEY!!! Still have nightmares about being forced to eat Quaker Oats as a kid.

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Originally posted by Badwater
24. Diced Habañeros
You kidding? Where they at? Just have plenty of beer nearby and it's done! The next morning, now that's a whole different story!

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Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
You kidding? Where they at? Just have plenty of beer nearby and it's done! The next morning, now that's a whole different story!
Sure enough. You pay twice.



Clarence

:'(



34. _______________

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Sure enough. You pay twice.



Clarence

:'(



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35. The pain and misery of millions of animals in laboratories all over the world, spare a thought, you don't know how lucky you are.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
35. The pain and misery of millions of animals in laboratories all over the world, spare a thought, you don't know how lucky you are.
Woodgie, since day one, animals (as much as we love them individually as our household pets and 'almost family members'πŸ˜‰ have been incorporated

by reason of divine design as an integral component of the pyramidal food/human life support chain. Bleeding heart empathy is understandable.



Clarence


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Originally posted by Woodgie
34. The pain and misery of millions of animals in laboratories all over the world, spare a thought, you don't know how lucky you are.
35. Circumstantial loss of rapport with a family member or trusted longtime friend.



Clarence
(Angels mess up too.)

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