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The Only Chess forum has had a serious attack of non-chess related posts. Can we assume that LA is back or what's going on?

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Originally posted by z00t
The [b]Only Chess forum has had a serious attack of non-chess related posts. Can we assume that LA is back or what's going on?[/b]
It's karma getting back at you for flaming and trolling the General Forum.

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Originally posted by z00t
The [b]Only Chess forum has had a serious attack of non-chess related posts. Can we assume that LA is back or what's going on?[/b]
How does this relate to General?

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Originally posted by z00t
The [b]Only Chess forum has had a serious attack of non-chess related posts. Can we assume that LA is back or what's going on?[/b]
Get back in your own forum! Stop trolling the General forum.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
How does this relate to [b]General?[/b]
Recommended post. 😉

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Originally posted by rbmorris
How does this relate to [b]General?[/b]
Well, isn't it a GENERAL disaster?

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Oh man it looks like User 289208 is back .. Ouch

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Originally posted by z00t
Oh man it looks like User 289208 is back [b].. Ouch[/b]
Actually that might be funny right now in light of all the cheating accsations leveled against Topalov.

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Originally posted by z00t
Oh man it looks like User 289208 is back [b].. Ouch[/b]
Who are you ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Who are you ?
Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the second Earl of Rochester first incarnate.

Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.

😵😵😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Who are you ?
He's the Chess Nazi, strayed out of his dungeon to recruit more minions for his overly-zealous "Chess Only" campaign.

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
While his nation screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

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Originally posted by z00t
The [b]Only Chess forum has had a serious attack of non-chess related posts. Can we assume that LA is back or what's going on?[/b]
I'll z00t you in a minute. 😠

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
He's the Chess Nazi, strayed out of his dungeon to recruit more minions for his overly-zealous "Chess Only" campaign.
chezz n00zi.



n00zi n00zi!

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Originally posted by Lundos
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you ...[text shortened]... nd taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Are you sympathetic tonight Lundos?

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