Two Words

Originally posted by Suzianne
Of painting and of food, were his two lifelong loves, but he abhorred paintings of food, especially fruit.

Fruit especially goes bad quickly if you choose to refrigerate it.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Fruit especially goes bad quickly if you choose to refrigerate it.

Refridgerate it, freeze it. Some things you just can't preserve.

Originally posted by st dominics preview
Refridgerate it, freeze it. Some things you just can't preserve.

Can't preserve breath and pulse forever, can you?

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Can't preserve breath and pulse forever, can you?

You can rest assured that the sun will rise tomorrow morning...for now.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You can rest assured that the sun will rise tomorrow morning...for now.

Now for the last time, I'm telling you to go to bed.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Now for the last time, I'm telling you to go to bed.

To bed the person you love is a great pleasure.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
To bed the person you love is a great pleasure.

great pleasure can be gained if you practice your hobby passionately

Originally posted by ysterbaard
great pleasure can be gained if you practice your hobby passionately

Hobby passionately while you can because, like your life, it may change.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hobby passionately while you can because, like your life, it may change.

change may happen when you least expect it

Originally posted by redbadger
change may happen when you least expect it

Expect it and you may be disappointed.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Expect it and you may be disappointed.

be disappointed its to be expected

Originally posted by redbadger
be disappointed its to be expected

Be expected to wear a suit and tie if applying for a job at a funeral parlour.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Be expected to wear a suit and tie if applying for a job at a funeral parlour.

funeral parlour jokes are really crass

Originally posted by redbadger
funeral parlour jokes are really crass

Really crass badgers run wild in the General Forum.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Really crass badgers run wild in the General Forum.

general forum is a better place because of the Redbagers friend Suzzianne