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Originally posted by aranya10
"Poopy?" pants Poppy," where's Pappy?
Where's Pappy Boyington now that the Second World War is over?

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Where's Pappy Boyington now that the Second World War is over?
Is over land travel significantly safer than dealing with the TSA at an airport?

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Originally posted by caissad4
Is over land travel significantly safer than dealing with the TSA at an airport?
An airport can be trickier to negotiate than a maze.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
An airport can be trickier to negotiate than a maze.
A maze is where my hamster met her end.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
A maze is where my hamster met her end.
End her imprisonment and she will become a free hamster.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
End her imprisonment and she will become a free hamster.
Free hamster for anyone who can put up with her mysterious ways.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Free hamster for anyone who can put up with her mysterious ways.
Mysterious ways was what attracted me to her.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Mysterious ways was what attracted me to her.
To her credit, great-aunt Henrietta never gave away her nephew William's secret she found out.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
To her credit, great-aunt Henrietta never gave away her nephew William's secret she found out.
found out of his head tripping on acid

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Originally posted by redbadger
found out of his head tripping on acid
On acid can be a very psychedelic "trip" man.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
On acid can be a very psychedelic "trip" man.
"Trip man" was the last thing Wilbur remembered hearing after taking a pill given to him by his friends.

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Originally posted by caissad4
"Trip man" was the last thing Wilbur remembered hearing after taking a pill given to him by his friends.
His friends rallied around when he was discharged from hospital.

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Originally posted by aranya10
His friends rallied around when he was discharged from hospital.
From hospital to hospital was what happened to the poor fellow when none of the doctors could diagnose his symptoms.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
From hospital to hospital was what happened to the poor fellow when none of the doctors could diagnose his symptoms.
His symptoms were severe, but in the end the first patient of this strange, previously unknown disease pulled through.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
His symptoms were severe, but in the end the first patient of this strange, previously unknown disease pulled through.
Pulled through the eye of the needle the thread said, "Now we can sew our wild oats bag."