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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So, definitely never jump out of an airplane without first making sure you put on your parachute.
Your parachute in life is Jesus of Nazareth, insists Grampy Bobby.

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broken ankle stops gardener showing off his giant leeks

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Originally posted by redbadger
broken ankle stops gardener showing off his giant leeks
Giant leeks are great in soup with potatoes

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Originally posted by aranya10
Giant leeks are great in soup with potatoes
potatoes with cabbage mashed in is called champ

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Originally posted by redbadger
potatoes with cabbage mashed in is called champ
Champ called to say that he is changing his nickname to Chipmonk.

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Originally posted by aranya10
Champ called to say that he is changing his nickname to Chipmonk.
to chipmonk someone means you fill their cheeks with rodent food

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Pretty colour on that sweater you are wearing, really suits you.

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Originally posted by aranya10
Pretty colour on that sweater you are wearing, really suits you.
suits you sir, you look brilliant


Originally posted by redbadger
suits you sir, you look brilliant
Look - brilliant and rose are not good shapes to cut an opal in.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Look - brilliant and rose are not good shapes to cut an opal in.
Opal, in gemological terms, is a form of silica.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Opal, in gemological terms, is a form of silica.
Silica of magnesia is what my aunt used to take daily.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Silica of magnesia is what my aunt used to take daily.
Daily take your tablets, otherwise you may be sorry.

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Sorry, be I, that we are not engaged in a chess game.