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Originally posted by darvlay

[b]Fugazi Sucks


Forget everything I've written thus far and replace it with "I piss on your dead skull."[/b]
Ahhhhh...
That's rock and roll for you!

And here's a wee song, especially for youuuuuuuu Darvlay....

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn't that be fabulous)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.

- The bare naked ladies - (at least we wear bloody skirts)

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MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!

😲😲😲

Seriously though, if I had a million dollars, I would fly over to the Sewers of Holland and bring a large homunculus neanderthal-like man to beat your ass within an inch of your life for even mentioning that song in my presence. 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!

😲😲😲

Seriously though, if I had a million dollars, I would fly over to the Sewers of Holland and bring a large homunculus neanderthal-like man to beat your ass within an inch of your life for even mentioning that song in my presence. 😉
I knew you'd appreciate it.

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Hello again guys, I have been away for a while, but now I am back, and may quite possibly subscribe in the near future! (it was all about seeing if I would return after not being able to play for a while)

Personally i think new order are a great band, and joy division are even better. Think they are fully deserving.
Obviously you get some acts which really shouldn't be there yet (U2) and those who should never be there (Robbie). Bet you Coldplay get in there soon 😴

I am going to throw a few bands i like into the ring, see what you guys think of there 'credentials'...

The Cure: Still going in their 4th decade of music making, containing a variety of sounds, and have been recognised as one of the more influential bands of the last couple of decades.

The Jam: Quit whilst they were on top, and didn't drag on making substandard music. Still left enough superb music over a long enough time to show their musical abilities were not a 1 album flash-in-the-pan.

Can't really think of any more at the moment. Let me know what you guys think...

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Originally posted by darvlay
*Snicker*.

The Who. The world's most overrated band.
The Who

Weren't they a lip sync band? Kind of like The Monkees, Led Zepplin, and Rammstein?

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brittish metal kick serious a$$
sabbath, motorhead, judas priest, diamondhead & deep purple(metal?)
in the usa when i was young there was ,and still is metallica
other than that most american metal was glam rock and worse crap

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Originally posted by aspviper666
brittish metal kick serious a$$
sabbath, motorhead, judas priest, diamondhead & deep purple(metal?)
in the usa when i was young there was ,and still is metallica
other than that most american metal was glam rock and worse crap
Also Napalm Death and Venom.

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Originally posted by aspviper666

sabbath, motorhead, judas priest, diamondhead & deep purple(metal?)
Yes. To name some random crap to be sure!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes. To name some random crap to be sure!
This from the ABBA fan who plays with dollies.

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Originally posted by darvlay
This from the ABBA fan who plays with dollies.
Don't dis ABBA there dude...you're walking the fine line of credibility...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Fugazi suck.
I just got a nasty lump of acidic vomit in my throat.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MY RHP CD EXCHANGE DISK.

Bah!

I don't believe it! You listen to the Smiths therefore your opinion is invalid and you're obviously completely musically uneducated.
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Originally posted by hopscotch
I just got a nasty lump of acidic vomit in my throat.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MY RHP CD EXCHANGE DISK.

Bah!

I don't believe it! You listen to the Smiths therefore your opinion is invalid and you're obviously completely musically uneducated.
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Let's hate Starrman, Hoppy.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I just got a nasty lump of acidic vomit in my throat.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MY RHP CD EXCHANGE DISK.

Bah!

I don't believe it! You listen to the Smiths therefore your opinion is invalid and you're obviously completely musically uneducated.
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Starrman didn't listen to the Smiths until the first Mix CD Exchange, so you can blame me for Marring his sparkling musical record.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Let's hate Starrman, Hoppy.
ok.

😠😠

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Starrman didn't listen to the Smiths until the first Mix CD Exchange, so you can blame me for Marring his sparkling musical record.
You are in league with Starrman, I hate you. 😠ðŸ˜