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...we go thru life looking for love and often go down the wrong road unable to approach it....i though i would look around and see if i had missed some loving thing in my life...i walked around a bit...tried to see things new and not in the same old way...and lo, i found it...mold loves me...it has been following me around now for decades...it has sat on my bread just to say
"gut morgen herr reinfeld"...it has been there on a long weekend under my
big toenail ( always the loyal one that mold is )...it has kept me company
several places in the bathroom and been in the laundry...what a companion..this is what true love is...it gives and does not ask...it discerns my needs and needs not to be reminded...it has even promised to be with me to the bitter end...to share my last resting place...mold...some have de milo...i have de mold...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...we go thru life looking for love and often go down the wrong road unable to approach it....i though i would look around and see if i had missed some loving thing in my life...i walked around a bit...tried to see things new and not in the same old way...and lo, i found it...mold loves me...it has been following me around now for decades...it has sat on my ...[text shortened]... the bitter end...to share my last resting place...mold...some have de milo...i have de mold...
I noticed that statue outside of your bathroom. Wasn't that the Venus de Moldo? Maybe that is your true love? 😕

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..it is an evolving work...it used to be shorter and looked like some little
creature out of star wars but, yes, it is growing into venus de mold...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..it is an evolving work...it used to be shorter and looked like some little
creature out of star wars but, yes, it is growing into venus de mold...
Maybe she would lend you her arm(y) of scrubbing bubbles to eradicate the mold and scum from your life? 😕

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Wasn't there a moldy bird who played here? I'm afraid to ask if you ate him or if you keep him on a shelf or something.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Wasn't there a moldy bird who played here? I'm afraid to ask if you ate him or if you keep him on a shelf or something.
Oh, you mean the parrot who constantly shouted out "Polly wants some mold spores"? She is still around here somewhere I think, unless the diseased leopard got her. 😕