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I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?

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Originally posted by cadwah
I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wanted to write a poem,
Will this one do?

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no i actually like her

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Originally posted by cadwah
no i actually like her
How long have you known her?

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My darling angel
You are a great lay
This valentine is late
Because I am gay
Toodles

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Originally posted by cadwah
I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?
did you write a good one?

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long enough, but I have a conflict of interests, football on telly, and some soppy meal in an expensive restuarant, sorry my mistake no conflict there! but she has breasts you could just die for

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Originally posted by windmill
did you write a good one?
sadly no, i went with the first reply

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Originally posted by cadwah
sadly no, i went with the first reply
haha...I totally rock! 😀

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Originally posted by cadwah
but she has breasts you could just die for
How romantic...

And you went with the first one? Well, anyone can see this'll be a long enduring relationship.

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To be fair, you didn't have much choice.

If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU

I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are my FAVOURITE,
And i LOVE you too!