valentines heartbreak

I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?

Originally posted by cadwah
I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?

no i actually like her

Originally posted by cadwah
no i actually like her

My darling angel
You are a great lay
This valentine is late
Because I am gay
Toodles

Originally posted by cadwah
I have 5 minutes to send the one i love a heartfelt rhyme, 150 charachters maximum, well i wouldn't care for the expense of two text messages now would I?

long enough, but I have a conflict of interests, football on telly, and some soppy meal in an expensive restuarant, sorry my mistake no conflict there! but she has breasts you could just die for

Originally posted by windmill
did you write a good one?

Originally posted by cadwah
sadly no, i went with the first reply

Originally posted by cadwah
but she has breasts you could just die for

To be fair, you didn't have much choice.

If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU

I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are my FAVOURITE,
And i LOVE you too!