valentines heartbreak

How about this one:
Roses are red, the sky is blue,
yer Mam's good in bed, and yer sister is too.

Originally posted by c99ux
How about this one:
Roses are red, the sky is blue,
yer Mam's good in bed, and yer sister is too.

Roses are green
Violets are yellow;
I'm colour-blind
But an excellent fellow.

roses are red,
violets are too,
i don't like you,
your life is a zoo.

😉

Roses have thorns
Violets are silly
This Valentine's
It's me and my willy.

Roses are Red
Your Eye's are Green
I'm such a good lover
You're gonna scream

roses are red,
violets all colours,
i'm such a good lover,
i went undercover.

The rose, she is red;
The violet is blue.
I am schizophrenic,
And so am I.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got chlamydia,
Now so have you.
😞